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Secret Service Says It Is Working Tirelessly To Investigate Anyone Criticizing Their Incompetence

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-says-it-is-working-tirelessly-to-investigate-anyone-criticizing-their-incompetence/?utm_source=fediverse

Entire Microsoft Network Goes Down After Greg Removes USB Device Without Clicking 'Eject' First

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Trump Selling Official $250 Golden Ear Bandages

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Desperate Democrats List Job Opening For Presidential Candidate On LinkedIn

https://babylonbee.com/news/desperate-democrats-list-job-opening-for-presidential-candidate-on-linkedin/?utm_source=fediverse

EXCLUSIVE REPORT: Inside Sources Say Biden Is Definitely Either Going To Step Down Or Stay In The Race But For Sure One Of The Two

https://babylonbee.com/news/inside-sources-say-biden-is-definitely-either-going-to-step-down-or-stay-in-the-race-but-for-sure-one-of-the-two/?utm_source=fediverse

Babylon Bee Editorial: Joe Biden Is Of Sound Mind And Body And The Cruel Attacks On Him Must Stop

https://babylonbee.com/news/babylon-bee-editorial-joe-biden-is-of-sound-mind-and-body-and-the-cruel-attacks-on-him-must-stop/?utm_source=fediverse

Revealed: Biden's Nickname For Each Member Of His Administration

https://babylonbee.com/news/revealed-bidens-nickname-for-each-member-of-his-administration/?utm_source=fediverse

Most Popular President In History Inundated With Calls To Step Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/most-popular-president-in-history-inundated-with-calls-to-step-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Airbnb Listing Stipulates You Must Remodel Kitchen Before Checkout

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Insiders Confirm That Trump's Speech Tonight Will Include Numerous, Unpredictable, And Randomly Spaced Rapid Head Turns

https://babylonbee.com/news/insiders-confirm-that-trumps-speech-tonight-will-include-numerous-unpredictable-and-randomly-spaced-rapid-head-turns/?utm_source=fediverse

Friend Assures You TV Show Gets Really Good If You Can Just Push Through 9 Bad Seasons

https://babylonbee.com/news/friend-assures-you-tv-show-gets-really-good-if-you-can-just-push-through-9-bad-seasons/?utm_source=fediverse

New White House Doctor Sadly Informs Biden Only Cure For COVID Is Euthanasia

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-sadly-informs-biden-only-cure-for-covid-is-euthanasia/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Concerned It’s Going To Be Harder Than Usual To Blow This Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-concerned-that-its-going-to-be-harder-than-usual-to-blow-this-election/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrat Leaders Make Tough Decision To Place Biden On Hospice Following COVID Diagnosis

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-leaders-make-tough-decision-to-place-biden-on-hospice-following-covid-diagnosis/?utm_source=fediverse

85 Minutes Into Rules Explanation, Man Regrets Agreeing To Play Friend's Fun New Board Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/85-minutes-into-rules-explanation-man-regrets-agreeing-to-play-one-of-friends-new-board-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Goliath Claims He Only Lost Because He Fought David On Slightly Sloped Surface

https://babylonbee.com/news/goliath-claims-he-only-lost-because-he-was-fighting-david-on-slightly-sloped-surface/?utm_source=fediverse

Want To Be A Secret Service Agent? Here Are The 12 Job Requirements

https://babylonbee.com/news/want-to-be-a-secret-service-agent-here-are-the-12-job-requirements/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Concerned As RNC Opens With Incantation to Cthulhu

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-concerned-as-rnc-opens-with-incantation-to-cthulhu/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Reveals Head of Trump Security Was Chief Wiggum

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-reveals-head-of-trump-security-was-chief-wiggum/?utm_source=fediverse

Absolute Rebel Concertgoer Refuses To Put His Hands Together And Make Some Noise

https://babylonbee.com/news/absolute-rebel-concertgoer-refuses-to-put-his-hands-together-and-make-some-noise/?utm_source=fediverse