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New Google Homepage Honors Life Of Sharpshooter Thomas Matthew Crooks

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-google-doodle-honors-life-of-sharpshooter-thomas-matthew-crooks/?utm_source=fediverse

D-Day Soldier Blissfully Unaware France Will One Day Open Olympics With Naked Blue Smurf Demon

https://babylonbee.com/news/d-day-soldier-blissfully-unaware-france-will-one-day-open-olympics-with-naked-blue-smurf-demon/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Summons Priest To Cast Demons Out Of HP Deskjet 3755

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-summons-priest-to-cast-demons-out-of-hp-deskjet-3755/?utm_source=fediverse

Americans Thankful That Socialists Rigging Elections Only Happens In Venezuela

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-thankful-that-socialists-rigging-elections-only-happens-in-venezuela/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Awarded Pulitzer For Outstanding Achievements In Deleting Old Stories About Kamala Harris

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-awarded-pulitzer-for-outstanding-achievements-in-deleting-old-stories-about-kamala-harris/?utm_source=fediverse

'I'm Almost Ready,' Says Wife, Letting Husband Know He Has Time To Watch At Least One Lord Of The Rings Film

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-almost-ready-says-wife-letting-husband-know-he-has-time-to-watch-at-least-one-lord-of-the-rings-film/?utm_source=fediverse

Sodom And Gomorrah Set To Host 2028 Olympics

https://babylonbee.com/news/sodom-and-gomorrah-set-to-host-2032-olympics/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Admits She Can't Remember If She Was In Charge Of Border As She Was Pretty Drunk These Last 4 Years And Honestly It’s All A Bit Hazy

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-admits-she-cant-remember-if-she-was-in-charge-of-border-as-she-was-pretty-drunk-these-last-4-years-and-honestly-its-all-a-bit-hazy/?utm_source=fediverse

EXCLUSIVE: 11 Findings From The FBI's Investigation Into The Trump Shooting

https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-12-findings-from-the-fbis-investigation-into-the-trump-shooting/?utm_source=fediverse

Concerns Salvation Army Taking Military Metaphor Too Far As They Introduce Tank Brigade

https://babylonbee.com/news/concerns-salvation-army-taking-military-metaphor-too-far-as-they-introduce-tank-brigade/?utm_source=fediverse

After Extensive Investigation, FBI Confirms JFK Was Struck By Bullet

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-extensive-investigation-fbi-confirms-jfk-was-struck-by-bullet/?utm_source=fediverse

8 New Events Coming To The Paris Summer Olympics

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-new-events-coming-to-the-paris-summer-olympics/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Warns Community Notes May Make It Harder For Them To Lie

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-warns-community-notes-may-make-it-harder-for-them-to-lie/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman With Five Kids Worried Driving A Minivan Will Make Her Look Like A Mom

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-with-five-kids-worried-driving-a-minivan-will-make-her-look-like-a-mom/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Secures Liberal White Women Vote By Always Being Drunk And Intolerable

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-secures-liberal-white-women-vote-by-always-being-drunk-and-intolerable/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe David Wrote Psalm 22 After Stepping On Lego

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-david-wrote-psalm-22-after-stepping-on-lego/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Director Suggests Trump's Ear Just Spontaneously Exploded

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-director-suggests-trumps-ear-just-spontaneously-exploded/?utm_source=fediverse

Olympic Games Delayed As USA Flag Bearer LeBron James Flops Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/olympic-games-delayed-as-usa-flag-bearer-lebron-james-flops-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama Reluctantly Endorses Kamala After Butt-Dialing Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-reluctantly-endorses-kamala-after-butt-dialing-her/?utm_source=fediverse

Party Cheating In Primary Election Promises They Will Definitely Not Cheat In General Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/party-cheating-in-primary-election-will-definitely-not-cheat-in-general-election/?utm_source=fediverse