Trump Counters 'You're Weird' Criticism With Devastating Response 'I Know You Are But What Am I?'
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-counters-youre-weird-criticism-with-devastating-response-i-know-you-are-but-what-am-i/?utm_source=fediverse
9/11 Mastermind Given Plea Deal After FBI Confirms He Was Not Present At Capitol January 6th
https://babylonbee.com/news/911-mastermind-given-plea-deal-after-fbi-confirms-he-was-not-present-at-capitol-january-6th/?utm_source=fediverse
Kamala Addresses Black Crowd Wearing Do-rag And Giant Gold Dollar Sign Necklace
https://babylonbee.com/news/disgusting-kamala-panders-to-indians-by-ending-rally-with-thank-you-come-again/?utm_source=fediverse
Weird Or Not Weird? Take The Quiz!
https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-or-not-weird-take-the-quiz/?utm_source=fediverse
Ark Passengers Erupt In Celebration Upon Finally Spotting Buc-ee's Sign
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-40-days-and-nights-noahs-ark-lands-at-buc-ees/?utm_source=fediverse
'Did You Mean: Donate to Kamala Harris?' Google Asks User Searching For Info On Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/did-you-mean-donate-to-kamala-harris-google-asks-user-searching-for-info-on-trump/?utm_source=fediverse
Report: Diddy Enjoying Successful New Career As Female Olympic Boxer
https://babylonbee.com/news/diddy-finds-successful-new-career-as-female-olympic-boxer/?utm_source=fediverse
Study Finds Baseball Began To Decline When Pitchers Stopped Having Classy Handlebar Mustaches And Names Like 'Old Slippy Willabee'
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-baseball-began-to-decline-when-pitchers-stopped-having-classy-handlebar-mustaches-and-names-like-old-slippy-willabee/?utm_source=fediverse
Disturbance At Megan Thee Stallion Concert As Drunk Woman Rushes Stage, Attempts To Give Speech
https://babylonbee.com/news/disturbance-at-megan-thee-stallion-concert-as-drunk-woman-rushes-stage-attempts-to-give-speech/?utm_source=fediverse
Hamas Leader Ismail Haniyeh Falls Down After Loud Popping Noises
https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-leader-ismail-haniyeh-falls-down-after-loud-popping-noises/?utm_source=fediverse
Woman With Micro-Bangs Wondering How Everyone Knows She Hates Her Father
https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-with-microbangs-wondering-how-everyone-knows-she-hates-her-father/?utm_source=fediverse
'Well, Crap,' Says Fatted Calf After Seeing Father Forgive Prodigal Son
https://babylonbee.com/news/well-crap-says-fatted-calf-after-seeing-father-forgive-prodigal-son/?utm_source=fediverse
As Kamala Campaigns, Nation Starting To Miss The Clarity And Coherence Of Joe Biden
https://babylonbee.com/news/as-kamala-campaigns-nation-starting-to-miss-the-clarity-and-coherence-of-joe-biden/?utm_source=fediverse
Google Search Confirms Kamala Harris Did Not Exist Prior To July 22, 2024
https://babylonbee.com/news/google-search-confirms-kamala-harris-did-not-exist-prior-to-july-22-2024/?utm_source=fediverse
Black Americans Patiently Waiting For Liberal White Woman To Tell Them Who To Vote For
https://babylonbee.com/news/black-men-listen-closely-as-liberal-white-women-instruct-them-who-to-vote-for/?utm_source=fediverse
Behavioral Scientists Now Believe Feminists Are Always Angry Because They Don't Have A Man To Tell Them To Calm Down
https://babylonbee.com/news/behavioral-scientists-now-believe-feminists-are-always-angry-because-they-dont-have-a-man-to-tell-them-to-calm-down/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Continue Long-Standing Tradition Of Large Whites-Only Gatherings
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-continue-long-standing-tradition-of-white-male-only-gatherings/?utm_source=fediverse
Exhausted Journalist Finally Gets To Bed After Long Day Of Copying And Pasting Democrat Talking Points
https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-journalist-finally-gets-to-bed-after-long-day-of-copy-and-pasting-democrat-talking-points/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Things Husbands Suffer That Are More Painful Than Childbirth
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-husbands-suffer-that-are-more-painful-than-childbirth/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Condemn Obviously Manipulated Audio Of Kamala Harris Where She Sounds Sober
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-condemn-obviously-manipulated-audio-of-kamala-harris-where-she-sounds-sober/?utm_source=fediverse
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