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DNA Test Reveals Kamala Harris Actually 98% Vodka

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Kamala Harris Spends Flight Looking For Cloud Where Her Data Is Stored

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-spends-flight-looking-for-cloud-where-her-data-is-stored/?utm_source=fediverse

Olympics Committee Brings In Renowned Gender Expert To Test Female Athletes For Eligibility

https://babylonbee.com/news/olympics-committee-brings-in-renowned-gender-expert-to-test-female-athletes-for-eligibility/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus Explains To Disciples That They Are Always Sheep In His Parables Because Sheep Are Really, Really Stupid

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-explains-to-disciples-that-they-are-always-sheep-in-his-parables-because-sheep-are-really-really-stupid/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Trump Is Scared To Debate!' Says Party Whose Last Candidate Had To Quit Politics After Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-is-scared-to-debate-says-party-whose-last-candidate-had-to-quit-politics-after-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Bravely Fields Hard-Hitting Questions From Reporters About Where She Got That Adorable Blouse

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-bravely-fields-hard-hitting-questions-from-reporters-about-where-she-got-that-adorable-blouse/?utm_source=fediverse

Drunken Kamala Mistakenly Picks Wrong Shapiro For VP

https://babylonbee.com/news/drunken-kamala-mistakenly-picks-wrong-shapiro-for-vp/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Who Lost To Male Boxer Says Everything's Fine, She Just Fell Down Some Stairs

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-lost-to-male-boxer-says-everythings-fine-she-just-fell-down-some-stairs/?utm_source=fediverse

Youth Pastor Resigns In Disgrace After Losing Mountain Dew Chugging Contest

https://babylonbee.com/news/youth-pastor-resigns-in-disgrace-after-losing-mountain-dew-chugging-contest/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Easy Ways to Get Rid of Mormons On Your Porch

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Biden Says If Trump Was Such A Great President, How Come He Couldn't Stop 9/11

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-if-trump-was-such-a-great-president-how-come-he-couldnt-stop-911/?utm_source=fediverse

‘'DEI Hire' Is A Slur’ Explains Head Of DEI Hiring Department

https://babylonbee.com/news/dei-hire-is-a-slur-explains-head-of-dei-hiring-department/?utm_source=fediverse

National Geographic Photographers Camp Outside Whitehouse In Hopes Of Snagging Photo Of Rare Joe Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/national-geographic-photographers-camp-outside-whitehouse-in-hopes-of-snagging-photo-of-rare-joe-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Assures Journalists They Only Have To Pretend Kamala Is Likable For A Couple More Months

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-assures-journalists-they-only-have-to-pretend-kamala-is-likable-for-a-couple-more-months/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Easy Ways For Your Church To Increase Tithing Revenue

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-easy-ways-for-your-church-to-increase-tithing-revenue/?utm_source=fediverse

In Latest Attack, Orcs Call Aragorn 'Weird'

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-latest-attack-orcs-call-aragorn-weird/?utm_source=fediverse

Amazon Releases Special Edition 'Husband Alexa' That Will Respond To Wife’s Stories On Your Behalf

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-releases-special-edition-husband-alexa-that-will-respond-to-wifes-stories-on-your-behalf/?utm_source=fediverse

Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala To Help Her Improve Her Black Accent

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-meets-with-kamala-to-help-her-improve-her-black-accent/?utm_source=fediverse

New Video Shows Trump Shooter On Roof Holding Huge Sign Saying ‘I’m Going To Shoot Trump’

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-video-shows-trump-shooter-on-roof-holding-huge-sign-saying-im-going-to-shoot-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Imane Khelif Wins First-Ever Gold Medal In Freestyle Domestic Violence

https://babylonbee.com/news/imane-khelif-wins-first-ever-gold-medal-in-freestyle-domestic-violence/?utm_source=fediverse