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Tim Walz Backs Out Of VP Nomination After Learning VPs Sometimes Have To Deploy To Dangerous Places Overseas

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-backs-out-of-vp-nomination-after-learning-vps-sometimes-have-to-deploy-to-dangerous-places-overseas/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Inspires Little Girls That If They Work Really Hard Some Day They Can Be Passed Up By A Less Qualified Person Who Slept With The Boss

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-inspires-little-girls-that-if-they-work-really-hard-some-day-they-can-be-passed-up-for-a-job-by-a-less-qualified-candidate-who-slept-with-the-boss/?utm_source=fediverse

Apostles Getting Really Tired Of Peter Yelling "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?" Every Five Minutes

https://babylonbee.com/news/other-apostles-getting-really-tired-of-peter-yelling-do-you-smell-what-the-rock-is-cooking-every-five-minutes/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Expelled From Church Of Christ For Playing Drums On Steering Wheel

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-expelled-from-church-of-christ-for-playing-drums-on-steering-wheel/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Olympics Official Unable To Get Female Boxing Medal Over Giant Adam's Apple

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-olympics-official-unable-to-get-female-boxing-medal-over-giant-adams-apple/?utm_source=fediverse

‘JD Vance Is Weird,’ Says Guy Who Signed Bill To Put Tampons In Boys' School Bathrooms

https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vance-is-weird-says-guy-who-signed-bill-to-put-tampons-in-boys-school-bathrooms/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Reveals First 10 Things He Would Do In Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-reveals-first-10-things-he-will-do-in-office/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr. Tells Story About Time He Hijacked Airplane, Parachuted Out With Bags Of Money, And Got Away Scot-Free

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-tells-story-about-time-he-hijacked-airplane-parachuted-out-with-bags-of-money-and-got-away-scot-free/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Guess I'd Better Get This Over With,' Sighs Millennial Before Googling 'What Is Brat'

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-guess-id-better-get-this-over-with-sighs-millennial-before-googling-what-is-brat/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Great Benefits Of Being A Pastor's Kid

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-benefits-of-being-a-pastors-kid/?utm_source=fediverse

Suspicions Rise As New Footage Shows Secret Service Helping Adjust Trump Shooter's Scope

https://babylonbee.com/news/suspicions-rise-as-new-footage-shows-secret-service-helping-adjust-trump-shooters-scope/?utm_source=fediverse

Josh Shapiro Annoyed He Got This 'Death To Israel' Neck Tattoo For Nothing

https://babylonbee.com/news/josh-shapiro-annoyed-he-got-this-death-to-israel-neck-tattoo-for-nothing/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Vows To Make America As Great As Minneapolis

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-vows-to-make-america-as-great-as-minneapolis/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Worried Choosing Jewish Vice President May Cost Them The All-Important "Death To America" Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-choosing-jewish-vice-president-may-cost-them-the-all-important-death-to-america-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Desperately Googles 'What Is A Stock Market Crash'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-desperately-googles-what-is-a-stock-market-crash/?utm_source=fediverse

British Man Forced To Use Finger Guns To Fight Off Knife Attack

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-man-forced-to-use-finger-guns-to-fight-off-knife-attack/?utm_source=fediverse

Referee Warns Olympic Women’s Boxing Finalists Not To Punch Each Other In The Testicles

https://babylonbee.com/news/referee-warns-olympic-womens-boxing-finalists-not-to-punch-each-other-in-the-testicles/?utm_source=fediverse

Facebook Renamed More Accurate 'Keeping-Track-Of-People's-Birthdays-Book'

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-renamed-more-accurate-keeping-track-of-peoples-birthdays-book/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago White Sox Eliminated From Playoffs For Next Fifty Seasons

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-white-sox-eliminated-from-playoffs-for-next-fifty-seasons/?utm_source=fediverse

Historic: Kamala Harris Becomes First Black Woman To Destroy World Economy

https://babylonbee.com/news/historic-kamala-harris-becomes-first-black-woman-to-destroy-world-economy/?utm_source=fediverse