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Police Helicopter Either Saying To Go Outside And Help Look For Missing Old Guy Or Lock Your Doors And Stay Inside Because There's A Serial Killer On Your Street

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Satan Not Sure Which Of His Two Favorite Teams To Root For In World Series

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12 Biblical Proverbs That Didn't Make The Cut

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Democrats Warn It May Take At Least 4 Years To Count Ballots

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Local Man Didn't Expect God's Hedge Of Protection Would Be Actual Hedge

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In Appeal To Millennial Voters, Kamala Says Trump Is Also Like Voldemort

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-appeal-to-millennial-voters-kamala-says-trump-is-also-like-voldemort/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Accused Of Inappropriately Touching The Hearts Of Millions Of Americans

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We Got A Sneak Peek At 9 Haikus Jordan Peterson Is Getting Ready To Post On X

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LA Times Staff Resigns After Being Asked To Publish Facts

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Study Finds 100% Of Male Hikers Are Imagining They Are On A Quest During The Third Age Of Middle-Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-100-of-male-hikers-are-imagining-they-are-on-a-quest-during-the-third-age-of-middle-earth/?utm_source=fediverse

Final Nail In The Coffin? Former Blockbuster Employee Accuses Trump Of Failing To Return VHS Tape Of 'Baby Geniuses' In 1999

https://babylonbee.com/news/final-nail-in-the-coffin-former-blockbuster-employee-accuses-trump-of-failing-to-return-vhs-tape-of-baby-geniuses-in-1999/?utm_source=fediverse

Smaller, Less Glorious Heaven Built For Presbyterians

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Frustrated Democrats Reportedly Consider Letting Voters Pick The Presidential Candidate Next Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/frustrated-democrats-reportedly-considering-letting-voters-pick-the-presidential-candidate-next-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Worst Allegation Yet? Woman Alleges In 1993 Trump Touched Her Inappropriately With Classified Documents While Praising Hitler

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Tulsi Gabbard Finally Realizes She’s Far Too Attractive To Be A Democrat

https://babylonbee.com/news/tulsi-gabbard-finally-realizes-shes-far-too-attractive-to-be-a-democrat/?utm_source=fediverse

Gun Owners Call For Common-Sense Democrat Control

https://babylonbee.com/news/gun-ranges-call-for-common-sense-democrat-control/?utm_source=fediverse

In NBA First, LeBron And Bronny Execute Synchronized Father-Son Flop

https://babylonbee.com/news/aww-lebron-and-bronny-execute-perfectly-synchronized-father-son-flop/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler

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Democrats Explain Trump Was Going To Be Hitler During His First Term, But He Forgot

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-explain-trump-was-going-to-be-hitler-during-his-first-term-but-he-forgot/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Service Enters 8th Hour after Guitarist's Delay Pedal Gets Stuck

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