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Nation Takes Solace In Fact That No Matter Who Wins Election, The Political Text Messages Will Stop

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-takes-solace-in-fact-that-no-matter-who-wins-election-the-political-text-messages-will-stop/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Breathes Sigh Of Relief After Voting For Trump In The Privacy Of Her Voting Booth Away From The Watchful Eye Of Creepy Feminist Husband

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-breathes-sigh-of-relief-after-voting-for-trump-in-the-privacy-of-her-voting-booth-away-from-the-watchful-eye-of-creepy-feminist-husband/?utm_source=fediverse

9 More Scary Facts About Guns

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-more-scary-facts-about-guns/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Baffled Why Heater Keeps Shutting Off When Temp Reaches 140 Degrees

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-baffled-why-heater-keeps-shutting-off-when-temp-reaches-140-degrees/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC's Boyfriend Getting Real Sick Of Her Calling It A 'Mini January 6' Every Time He Leaves His Socks On The Floor

https://babylonbee.com/news/aocs-boyfriend-getting-real-sick-of-her-calling-it-a-mini-january-6-every-time-he-leaves-his-socks-on-the-floor/?utm_source=fediverse

Cast Of 'The View' All Getting Rabies Shots After Being Bitten By Whoopi Goldberg

https://babylonbee.com/news/cast-of-the-view-all-getting-rabies-shots-after-being-bitten-by-whoopi-goldberg/?utm_source=fediverse

California Man Arrested For Showing I.D. To Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-man-arrested-for-showing-id-to-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

Can You Spot All 10 Signs Of Fascism In This Photo Of Trump's Rally?

https://babylonbee.com/news/can-you-spot-all-10-signs-of-fascism-in-this-photo-of-trumps-rally/?utm_source=fediverse

Referees Annoyed As Football Game Keeps Interrupting Their Penalty Calls

https://babylonbee.com/news/referees-annoyed-as-football-game-keeps-interrupting-their-penalty-calls/?utm_source=fediverse

Prodigal Son Tearfully Confesses He Spent Entire Inheritance On Fortnite V-Bucks

https://babylonbee.com/news/prodigal-son-tearfully-confesses-he-spent-entire-inheritance-on-fortnite-v-bucks/?utm_source=fediverse

Progress: Trump Holds Most Ethnically Diverse, Pro-Israel Nazi Rally In History

https://babylonbee.com/news/progress-trump-holds-most-ethnically-diverse-pro-israel-nazi-rally-in-history/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Asks Which Button To Press In 'Madden' To Make Players Slap Each Other’s Butts

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-asks-which-button-to-press-in-madden-to-make-players-slap-each-others-butts/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Appeals To Voters With World Record 39-Minute Xbox Speedrun Of 'SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-appeals-to-voters-with-world-record-39-minute-xbox-speedrun-of-spongebob-squarepants-battle-for-bikini-bottom/?utm_source=fediverse

MSNBC Condemns Trump For Holding Rally On Planet Earth Where 66 Million Years Ago An Asteroid Caused Mass Extinction

https://babylonbee.com/news/msnbc-condemns-trump-for-holding-rally-on-planet-earth-where-66-million-years-ago-an-asteroid-caused-mass-extinction/?utm_source=fediverse

Heroes: Abortionists At Kamala Rally Rush To Woman Suffering Medical Emergency, Murder Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/heroes-abortionists-at-kamala-rally-rush-to-woman-suffering-medical-emergency-murder-her/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Scream In Fury After Spotting Child That Made It Out Of The Womb Alive

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-scream-in-fury-after-spotting-child-that-made-it-out-of-the-womb-alive/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Endorses Kamala Harris For President

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-editorial-board-officially-endorses-kamala-harris-for-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Noah's Wife Getting Sinking Feeling She Left The Stove On

https://babylonbee.com/news/noahs-wife-has-sinking-feeling-she-left-the-stove-on/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Rogan Interviews Former McDonald's Fry Cook

https://babylonbee.com/news/former-mcdonalds-fry-cook-scores-interview-with-joe-rogan/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Announce Megyn Kelly Now Officially Aging In Reverse

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-announce-megyn-kelly-now-officially-aging-in-reverse/?utm_source=fediverse