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Cruel: DOGE To Force Government Offices To Use Single-Ply Toilet Paper

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'Cryptocurrency Is Stupid,' Says Nerd Without Mega Yacht

https://babylonbee.com/news/cryptocurrency-is-stupid-says-nerd-without-mega-yacht/?utm_source=fediverse

'Allahu Akbar' Replaces 'Cheerio, Mate!' As Most Popular UK Greeting

https://babylonbee.com/news/allahu-akbar-replaces-cheerio-mate-as-most-popular-uk-greeting/?utm_source=fediverse

Daniel Penny Jury Deliberations Delayed Due To Three Jurors Being Severely Beaten On Subway Ride To Courthouse

https://babylonbee.com/news/daniel-penny-jury-deliberations-delayed-due-to-three-jurors-being-severely-beaten-on-subway-ride-to-courthouse/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Things You Can Do That All Wives Find Incredibly Sexy

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Cherished Pet Lives On As WiFi Password

https://babylonbee.com/news/cherished-pet-lives-on-as-wifi-password/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Spends $1000 Of Her $500 Christmas Bonus

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-spends-1000-of-her-500-christmas-bonus/?utm_source=fediverse

New York City Prosecutes Spider-Man For Saving People On A Subway

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-city-prosecutes-spider-man-for-saving-people-on-a-subway/?utm_source=fediverse

To Increase Excitement, MLB To Allow Each Team To Call In One Tactical Air Strike Per Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-increase-excitement-mlb-to-allow-each-team-to-call-in-one-tactical-air-strike-on-outfield-per-game/?utm_source=fediverse

SCOTUS To Face Challenging Moral Dilemma Of Whether It's Okay To Slice Off Children's Body Parts With Giant Knife

https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-to-carefully-weigh-whether-its-okay-for-guys-to-slice-off-childrens-body-parts-with-giant-knife/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces Plan To Annex Canada And Rename It ‘Gay North Dakota’

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-plan-to-annex-canada-and-rename-it-gay-north-dakota/?utm_source=fediverse

After Reading Compelling Email, Biden Pledges $1 Billion To Exiled Nigerian Prince

https://babylonbee.com/news/confused-senior-citizen-pledges-1-billion-to-exiled-nigerian-prince/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Perfect Presents For That Hard-To-Shop-For Husband

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God Announces He Believes In Jordan Peterson But Only As A Metaphorical Idea

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'Wait, What Do You Call Yourselves?' Ask The Three Wise Men's Wives

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10 Ways Men Have It So Much Worse Than Women

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Patel, Ramaswamy To Celebrate Inauguration With Traditional Bollywood Ceremony

https://babylonbee.com/news/patel-ramaswamy-to-celebrate-inauguration-with-traditional-bollywood-ceremony/?utm_source=fediverse

Anthony Fauci Announces Plans To Flee Trump's America, Spend Rest Of His Life Making Little Fudge Cookies In A Tree

https://babylonbee.com/news/anthony-fauci-announces-plans-to-flee-trumps-america-spend-rest-of-his-life-making-little-fudge-cookies-in-a-tree/?utm_source=fediverse

South Koreans Say They Will Go Protest Martial Law After One More 'Starcraft' Match

https://babylonbee.com/news/south-koreans-say-they-will-go-protest-martial-law-after-one-more-starcraft-match/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Gays Say They'll Pass On New Jaguar And Just Stick With Their Mustang Convertibles

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