The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Inflatable Snowman Begins To Wonder What The Point Of Existence Even Is

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Morpheus Offers 40-Year-Old Man Ibuprofen Or Pepto-Bismol

https://babylonbee.com/news/morpheus-offers-40-year-old-man-ibuprofen-or-pepto-bismol/?utm_source=fediverse

Jumping The Shark? Hallmark Releases Christmas Movie SET IN SPACE

https://babylonbee.com/news/jumping-the-shark-hallmark-releases-christmas-movie-set-in-space/?utm_source=fediverse

Daniel Penny Judge Tells Jury To Go Back And Deliberate Again Until They Come Back With The Correct Verdict

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-tells-jury-to-go-back-and-deliberate-again-until-they-come-back-with-the-correct-verdict/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Pops Into Bathroom For Quick 97-Minute Shower

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-pops-into-bathroom-for-quick-78-minute-shower/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Presents: More Accurate Wedding Vows For Him And Her

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Prosecutors Warn Daniel Penny Acquittal Could Lead To Rampant Acts Of Heroism

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-daniel-penny-acquittal-could-lead-to-rampant-acts-of-heroism/?utm_source=fediverse

13 More People Biden Is Considering Pardoning

https://babylonbee.com/news/13-more-people-biden-is-considering-pardoning/?utm_source=fediverse

Cunning Adam Casually Suggests Eve Try Shorter Haircut

https://babylonbee.com/news/cunning-adam-casually-suggests-eve-try-shorter-haircut/?utm_source=fediverse

Paddington Bear Arrested For Telling Muslim Immigrants To Be More Polite

https://babylonbee.com/news/paddington-bear-arrested-for-telling-muslim-immigrants-to-be-more-polite/?utm_source=fediverse

Study: 100% Of Your 'Super Smash Bros.' Losses Are Because You Had The Bad Controller

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-100-of-your-super-smash-bros-losses-are-because-you-had-the-bad-controller/?utm_source=fediverse

Making America Healthy Again: RFK Jr. Announces Reduction Of 5 Second Rule To 3 Second Rule

https://babylonbee.com/news/making-america-healthy-again-rfk-jr-announces-reduction-of-5-second-rule-to-3-second-rule/?utm_source=fediverse

Walmart Ends DEI Program, Will Now Treat All Employees Like Garbage Regardless Of Race, Gender

https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-ends-dei-program-will-now-treat-all-employees-like-garbage-regardless-of-race-gender/?utm_source=fediverse

'Pete Hegseth Is Problematic,' Says Room Full Of Satanic Pedophiles

https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-hegseth-is-problematic-says-room-full-of-satanic-pedophiles/?utm_source=fediverse

Our New Movie Is Now Available On DVD!

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Supreme Court Rules 8-1 In Favor Of Taking Turns Bonking Justice Sotomayor On The Head With Their Gavels

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-rules-8-1-in-favor-of-taking-turns-bonking-justice-sotomayor-on-the-head-with-their-gavels/?utm_source=fediverse

Suspicious? Biden Pardons Hunter For Anything He Might Do Tonight Between 2:30 and 4:17 AM Outside The Capitol Heights Applebee's

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-suspiciously-pardons-himself-for-what-hes-going-to-do-next-friday-night-from-7-10-pm-or-1030-depending-on-the-traffic/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Celebrities Flee To Canada Only For Trump To Annex It

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-celebrities-flee-to-canada-only-for-trump-to-annex-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Every Single Human Behavior Now Classified As Autism Or ADHD

https://babylonbee.com/news/every-single-human-behavior-now-classified-as-autism-or-adhd/?utm_source=fediverse

75% Of Elves Laid Off After Elon Musk Visits North Pole

https://babylonbee.com/news/75-of-elves-laid-off-after-elon-musk-visits-north-pole/?utm_source=fediverse