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Chinese Retaurant's Authenticity Questioned As The Cash Register Is Not Being Run By The Owner's 9-Year-Old Son

https://babylonbee.com/news/chinese-retaurants-authenticity-questioned-as-the-cash-register-is-not-being-run-by-the-owners-9-year-old-son/?utm_source=fediverse

Brett Cooper Leaves Daily Wire, Causing Andrew Klavan To Regain Title Of Daily Wire's Most Attractive Host

https://babylonbee.com/news/brett-cooper-leaves-daily-wire-causing-andrew-klavan-to-regain-title-of-daily-wires-most-attractive-host/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Admit They Have No Idea How Planes Fly And Frankly They Are Shocked They Don't Crash Into The Ground Every Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-admit-they-have-no-idea-how-planes-fly-and-frankly-they-are-shocked-they-dont-crash-into-the-ground-every-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Bill Belichick Agrees To UNC Job On Condition He Can Live In Girlfriend’s Dorm

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-belichick-agrees-to-unc-job-on-condition-he-can-live-in-girlfriends-dorm/?utm_source=fediverse

Running Low On Ideas, God Makes Oklahoma

https://babylonbee.com/news/running-low-on-ideas-god-makes-oklahoma/?utm_source=fediverse

Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians

https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-explains-that-white-privilege-feels-weirdly-like-getting-beat-up-by-giant-black-lesbians/?utm_source=fediverse

Michael Bay Hired To Direct Megachurch Christmas Service

https://babylonbee.com/news/michael-bay-hired-to-direct-megachurch-christmas-service/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Changes Coming To Netflix's ‘Chronicles Of Narnia’ Reboot

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-changes-coming-to-netflixs-chronicles-of-narnia-reboot/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Struggling To Understand How God Could Let Good Things Happen To Bad People Like Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-struggling-to-understand-how-god-could-let-good-things-happen-to-bad-people-like-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Private Catholic School Offers Discount On 8th Child

https://babylonbee.com/news/private-catholic-school-offers-discount-on-8th-child/?utm_source=fediverse

'We're Doing Great, Aren't We Mr. Friskers,' Mutters Masked Taylor Lorenz Petting Antique Taxidermied Cat

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-doing-great-arent-we-mr-friskers-mutters-masked-taylor-lorenz-petting-antique-taxidermed-cat/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump FBI Director Pick Kash Patel Vows To Keep Both Eyes Wide Open For Deep State Conspiracies

https://babylonbee.com/news/kash-patel-vows-to-keep-both-eyes-wide-open-for-deep-state-conspiracies/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Tells Trudeau He Won't Annex Canada If They Admit Their Bacon Is Just Ham

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-tells-trudeau-he-wont-annex-canada-if-they-admit-their-bacon-is-just-ham/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Posit Theoretical Existence Of 'Hootie And The Blowfish' Fan Somewhere In The Universe

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-posit-theoretical-existence-of-hootie-and-the-blowfish-fan-somewhere-in-the-universe/?utm_source=fediverse

Juan Soto Retires From Professional Baseball To Play For The New York Mets

https://babylonbee.com/news/juan-soto-retires-from-professional-baseball-in-order-to-play-for-the-new-york-mets/?utm_source=fediverse

17 Signs Of Poverty In A Capitalist Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-signs-of-poverty-in-a-capitalist-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: You Can Avoid Wokeness In Video Games By Just Playing Ninja Golf On The Atari 7800

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-you-can-avoid-wokeness-in-video-games-by-just-playing-ninja-golf-on-the-atari-7800/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Cancels Aid To Syria After Finding Out Some Needy Americans Live There

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-cancels-aid-to-syria-after-finding-out-some-needy-americans-live-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Selfless Heroism Legalized In New York

https://babylonbee.com/news/selfless-heroism-legalized-in-new-york/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Violent Psychos Protest Daniel Penny Acquittal By Refusing To Ride NYC Subway

https://babylonbee.com/news/violent-psychos-protest-daniel-penny--acquittal-by-refusing-to-ride-nyc-subway/?utm_source=fediverse