The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Supreme Court Approves Death Penalty For People Who Buy Valentine's Day Cards For Their 'Work Wife'

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-approves-death-penalty-for-people-who-buy-valentines-day-cards-for-their-work-wife/?utm_source=fediverse

German Weather Forecasts Now Include Chances Of Being Run Down By Crazed Jihadist

https://babylonbee.com/news/german-weather-forecasts-now-include-chances-of-being-run-down-by-crazed-jihadist/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Vow to Fight DOGE by Wasting More Money Than Ever

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-fight-doge-by-wasting-more-money-than-ever/?utm_source=fediverse

Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe

https://babylonbee.com/news/europeans-beg-jd-vance-to-become-president-of-europe/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Surefire Ways Bureaucrats Can Hide Fraudulent Spending From DOGE

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-surefire-ways-bureaucrats-can-hide-fraudulent-spending-from-doge/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr. Sworn In On Raw 32-Ounce Ribeye

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-solemnly-sworn-in-as-hhs-secretary-with-hand-on-raw-32-ounce-ribeye/?utm_source=fediverse

Jets Announce Plan To Keep Losing But Without Aaron Rodgers

https://babylonbee.com/news/jets-announce-plan-to-keep-losing-but-without-aaron-rodgers/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Rush To Chug As Much Seed Oil As Possible Before RFK Jr. Takes Over

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-rush-to-chug-as-much-seed-oil-as-possible-before-rfk-jr-takes-over/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Announces New Oversight Committee To Oversee Government Oversight Committee

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-announce-new-oversight-committee-to-oversee-government-oversight-committee/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Francis Announces That God Agrees With Whatever It Is Democrats Want To Do Right Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-announces-that-god-agrees-with-whatever-it-is-that-democrats-want-to-do-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats, Republicans Panic As Trump Brings World To Brink Of Peace

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-republicans-panic-as-trump-brings-world-to-brink-of-peace/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh-Oh: Lil X Just Came Up And Asked Government Employee What Exactly He Does Around Here

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-little-x-just-came-up-and-asked-government-employee-what-exactly-he-does-around-here/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Of Christians Renounce Their Faith After Irrefutable Social Media Post From Neil deGrasse Tyson

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-of-christians-renounce-their-faith-after-irrefutable-social-media-post-from-neil-degrasse-tyson/?utm_source=fediverse

The Bee Ranks: The Top 10 Most Attractive People In Trump's Cabinet

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-ranks-the-top-10-most-attractive-people-in-trumps-cabinet/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Furious Republicans Trying To Control Government Just Because They Won Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-furious-republicans-trying-to-control-government-just-because-they-won-election/?utm_source=fediverse

Mitch McConnell Votes ‘No’ For Tulsi Gabbard Confirmation, ‘Yes’ For Sweet Release Of Death

https://babylonbee.com/news/mitch-mcconnell-votes-no-for-tulsi-gabbard-confirmation-yes-for-sweet-release-of-death/?utm_source=fediverse

Government Retirement Files Ruined After Miners Dig Too Deep And Unearth Balrog

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-retirement-files-ruined-after-miners-dig-too-deep-and-unearth-balrog/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Tells Lil X Not To Touch That Bag Of White Powder He Found Under Oval Office Desk

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-tells-lil-x-not-to-touch-that-bag-of-white-powder-he-found-under-oval-office-desk/?utm_source=fediverse

Oregon Rep Asks Trump To Be Her Valentine

https://babylonbee.com/news/oregon-rep-asks-trump-to-be-her-valentine/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Helpfully Explains To Wife Why She Should Be In Better Mood

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-helpfully-explains-to-wife-why-she-should-be-in-better-mood/?utm_source=fediverse