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Trump Institutes Military Draft For Everyone With Ukraine Flag In Their Facebook Profile

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-institutes-military-draft-for-everyone-with-ukraine-flag-in-their-facebook-profile/?utm_source=fediverse

Movie You've Never Heard Of Wins Best Picture

https://babylonbee.com/news/movie-youve-never-heard-of-wins-best-picture/?utm_source=fediverse

Academy Announces New Oscar Award For 'Most Likely To Be On Epstein List'

https://babylonbee.com/news/academy-to-give-out-oscar-for-most-likely-to-be-on-epstein-list/?utm_source=fediverse

Pastor Hoping Worship Goes Long Because To Be Honest He Doesn't Really Have Much To Say About Philemon

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-hoping-worship-goes-long-because-to-be-honest-he-doesnt-really-have-much-to-say-about-philemon/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Demands Trump Has Made Before Zelensky Can Return

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-demands-trump-has-made-before-zelensky-can-return/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Bylaws State All Sunday School Classes Must Have One Annoying Guy Who Constantly Starts Off Topic Arguments

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-bylaws-state-all-sunday-school-classes-must-have-one-annoying-guy-who-constantly-starts-random-off-topic-arguments/?utm_source=fediverse

Insult To Injury: Trump Changes Netflix Password And Now Zelensky Has To Get His Own Account

https://babylonbee.com/news/insult-to-injury-trump-changes-netflix-password-and-now-zelenskyy-has-to-get-his-own-account/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Works Two Jobs During The Week Preparing Himself For Chaotic Stressful Weekend With Wife And Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-works-two-jobs-during-the-week-preparing-himself-for-chaotic-stressful-weekend-with-wife-and-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Hangs Up Sign In White House 'You Must Be This Tall To Receive Foreign Aid'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-hangs-up-sign-in-white-house-you-must-be-this-tall-to-receive-foreign-aid/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Tries Bold New Strategy Of Insulting The People He's Begging For Money From

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-tries-bold-new-strategy-of-insulting-the-people-hes-begging-for-money-from/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds 98% Of Parenting Just Deciding If That’s Good Or Bad Screaming

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-98-of-parenting-just-deciding-if-thats-good-or-bad-screaming/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Kicking Himself For Not Wearing His More Formal Olive Green T-Shirt To White House Meeting

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-kicking-himself-for-not-wearing-his-more-formal-olive-green-t-shirt-to-white-house-meeting/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Assures PM Starmer England Still His Favorite Muslim Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-assures-starmer-england-still-his-favorite-of-all-the-muslim-countries/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Investigation Shows Epstein List Shredded Itself

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-investigation-shows-epstein-list-shredded-itself/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Cheerleading Squad Loads Epstein Files In T-Shirt Cannons And Launches Them Into Crowd

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-cheerleading-squad-loads-epstein-files-in-t-shirt-cannons-and-launches-them-into-crowd/?utm_source=fediverse

Man With Very Stressful Life Decides to Unwind By Watching Very Stressful Basketball Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-with-very-stressful-life-decides-to-unwind-by-watching-very-stressful-basketball-game/?utm_source=fediverse

Sorry Excuse For Worship Song Doesn't Even Have Guitar Solo

https://babylonbee.com/news/sorry-excuse-for-worship-song-doesnt-even-have-guitar-solo/?utm_source=fediverse

Guardian Angel Dutifully Stands Over Man Watching TV To Make Sure He Doesn't Choke On His Pringles

https://babylonbee.com/news/guardian-angel-dutifully-stands-over-man-binging-netflix-to-make-sure-he-doesnt-choke-on-his-pringles/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Say Thorn In Paul's Flesh May Have Been Neighbor's Leaf Blower

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-say-thorn-in-pauls-flesh-may-have-been-neighbors-leaf-blower/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S.

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservatism-saved-as-muslim-sex-trafficker-brought-back-to-us/?utm_source=fediverse