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Total Noob Board Gamer Forgets That You Can't Sell Coal During The Canal Era Unless You Can Trace A Contiguous Network Of Link Tiles To An Active Coal Market

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NBA To Allow LeBron James To Play In Giant Hamster Ball So Other Players Can't Touch Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/nba-to-allow-lebron-james-to-play-in-giant-hamster-ball-so-other-players-cant-touch-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Layoffs Delayed As Dept. Of Education Unable To Calculate What Fifty Percent Of Employees Would Be

https://babylonbee.com/news/layoffs-delayed-as-dept-of-education-officials-unable-to-calculate-how-many-employees-fifty-percent-would-be/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Defeat Nazis By Painting Swastikas Everywhere And Torching Immigrant Businesses

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-defeat-hitler-by-painting-swastikas-everywhere-and-torching-immigrants-business/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Longs For Simpler Time When Games Were 2D And You Could Never Get Past The First Level

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-longs-for-simpler-time-when-games-were-2d-and-you-could-never-get-past-the-first-level/?utm_source=fediverse

FDA Recommends 6-11 Servings Of Microplastics Every Day For Growing Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-recommends-6-11-servings-of-microplastics-every-day-for-growing-children/?utm_source=fediverse

Worcestershire Sauce Bottle Proudly Passed Down For 7 Generations

https://babylonbee.com/news/worcestershire-sauce-bottle-proudly-passed-down-for-7-generations/?utm_source=fediverse

16 Investments Doing Better Than The Current Stock Market

https://babylonbee.com/news/16-investments-doing-better-than-the-current-stock-market/?utm_source=fediverse

JD Vance-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $1.7 Million

https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vance-shaped-cheeto-sells-for-17-million/?utm_source=fediverse

ISIS Claims Responsibility For Meghan Markle Netflix Show

https://babylonbee.com/news/isis-claims-responsibility-for-meghan-markle-netflix-show/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Revokes Top Democrats' Access To In-N-Out Secret Menu

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-revokes-top-democrats-access-to-in-n-out-secret-menu/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Irrefutable Pro-Abortion Arguments To Destroy Your Pro-Life Friends

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-irrefutable-pro-abortion-arguments-to-destroy-your-pro-life-friends/?utm_source=fediverse

Mega-Church Pastor Understands Trials and Tribulations of Syrian Christians as His Mercedes AMG GT 63 Coupe is Currently in the Shop

https://babylonbee.com/news/mega-church-pastor-understands-trials-and-tribulations-of-syrian-christians-as-his-mercedes-amg-gt-63-coupe-is-currently-in-the-shop/?utm_source=fediverse

Locals In Galilee Rejoice As Jesus Turns Seed Oil Into Beef Tallow

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Tucker Interviews Saruman To Talk About Rohan’s Warmongering

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-interviews-saruman-to-talk-about-rohans-warmongering/?utm_source=fediverse

Miracle: Face Of JD Vance Appears In Local Man's Toast

https://babylonbee.com/news/miracle-face-of-jd-vance-appears-in-local-mans-toast/?utm_source=fediverse

Meghan Markle Announces New Netflix Show That Features Her Dealing With The Negative Fallout From Her Netflix Show

https://babylonbee.com/news/meghan-markle-announces-new-netflix-show-that-features-her-dealing-with-the-negative-fallout-from-her-netflix-show/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Thought He Grew Up Poor Suddenly Realizes His Dad Was Just A Cheapskate

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-thought-he-grew-up-poor-suddenly-realizes-his-dad-was-just-a-cheapskate/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Demands Investigation Into Whoever Nominated Amy Coney Barrett

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-demands-investigation-into-whoever-nominated-amy-coney-barrett/?utm_source=fediverse

Disgruntled Churchgoers Hold Up Protest Paddles

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