The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Russia Says It Will Agree To Ceasefire As Soon As It’s Done Conquering Ukraine

https://babylonbee.com/news/russia-says-it-will-agree-to-ceasefire-as-soon-as-its-done-conquering-ukraine/?utm_source=fediverse

Satan Confirms Bathroom Stall Gaps In Hell Are 11 Inches Wide

https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-confirms-bathroom-stall-gaps-in-hell-are-11-inches-wide/?utm_source=fediverse

Disturbing: If You Remove The 'O' In 'Obama' And Replace The 'B' With An 'S' And The 'M' With A 'T' And Add An 'N' At The End, It Spells 'Satan'

https://babylonbee.com/news/disturbing-if-you-remove-the-o-in-obama-and-replace-the-b-with-an-s-and-the-m-with-a-t-and-add-an-n-at-the-end-it-spells-satan/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Issues Kids Night Vision Goggles So Family Never Has To Turn On A Light Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-issues-kids-night-vision-goggles-so-family-never-has-to-turn-on-a-light-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Asian Mom Disappointed Son Just A Regular Surgeon

https://babylonbee.com/news/asian-mom-disappointed-son-just-a-regular-surgeon/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces Creation Of Strategic JD Vance Meme Reserve

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-creation-of-strategic-jd-vance-meme-reserve/?utm_source=fediverse

Studies Show Majority Of People Who Say They Don't Want Kids Have Never Flown A Toddler Around In A Laundry Basket While Making Rocket Ship Sounds

https://babylonbee.com/news/studies-show-majority-of-people-who-say-they-dont-want-kids-have-never-flown-a-toddler-around-in-a-laundry-basket-while-making-rocket-ship-sounds/?utm_source=fediverse

Federal Judge Appoints Himself President

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-appoints-himself-president/?utm_source=fediverse

In Effort To Boost Ticket Sales, Disney Edits Rachel Zegler Out Of 'Snow White'

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-effort-to-boost-ticket-sales-disney-edits-rachel-zegler-out-of-snow-white/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Agree That Antichrist Will Most Likely Be A Podcaster

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-agree-that-antichrist-will-most-likely-be-a-podcaster/?utm_source=fediverse

Track & Field Runner Accidentally Trips, Punches, Attacks Rival With A Sword

https://babylonbee.com/news/track--field-runner-accidentally-trips-punches-attacks-rival-with-a-sword/?utm_source=fediverse

Enough Is Enough: Supreme Court Rules First Amendment Does Not Apply To Meghan Markle

https://babylonbee.com/news/enough-is-enough-supreme-court-rules-first-amendment-does-not-apply-to-meghan-markle/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Leading Bible Study Taken Up Into Heaven After Dropping Greek Word

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-leading-bible-study-taken-up-into-heaven-after-dropping-greek-word/?utm_source=fediverse

Teslas Updated With Self-Defense Mode Where They Transform Into Anthropomorphic Battle Robots

https://babylonbee.com/news/teslas-updated-with-self-defense-mode-where-they-transform-into-anthropomorphic-battle-robots/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Orders Drone Strike On Thomas Massie

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-orders-drone-strike-on-thomas-massie/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Rents Steamroller To Squeeze One Last Usable Amount Of Toothpaste From Tube

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-rents-steamroller-to-squeeze-one-last-usable-amount-of-toothpaste-from-tube/?utm_source=fediverse

Checkmate: Trump Hits Canada With Tariff Of Double Infinity Plus One

https://babylonbee.com/news/checkmate-trump-hits-canada-with-tariff-of-double-infinity-plus-one/?utm_source=fediverse

Are You A Girl Dad? Know The Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-a-girl-dad-know-the-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

Ireland Capsizes After Arrival Of Rosie O'Donnell

https://babylonbee.com/news/ireland-capsizes-after-arrival-of-rosie-odonnell/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: Volunteer For Parking Lot Ministry And You'll Never Have To Hear Another Sermon For The Rest Of Your Days

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-volunteer-for-parking-lot-ministry-and-youll-never-have-to-hear-another-sermon-for-the-rest-of-your-days/?utm_source=fediverse