Kid Outed As Homeschooler After Looking Adult In The Eyes While Talking
https://babylonbee.com/news/kid-outed-as-homeschooler-after-looking-adult-in-the-eyes-while-talking/?utm_source=fediverse
Theologians Confirm Missing Church Okay If It's For Travel Ball
https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-confirm-missing-church-okay-if-its-for-travel-ball/?utm_source=fediverse
Lego Introduces ‘California Home’ Set Where Kids Fill Out Permit And Wait 2 Years For Approval
https://babylonbee.com/news/lego-introduces-california-home-set-where-kids-fill-out-permit-and-wait-2-years-for-approval/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Holds Off On Reading Bible So As Not To Ruin Suspense Of 'Passion Of The Christ' Sequel
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-holds-off-on-reading-bible-so-as-not-to-ruin-suspense-of-passion-of-the-christ-sequel/?utm_source=fediverse
Touching: Libs Spell Out 'Coexist' With Burning Teslas
https://babylonbee.com/news/touching-libs-spell-out-coexist-with-burning-teslas/?utm_source=fediverse
Greenland Furiously Making Snowballs In Preparation For American Military Invasion
https://babylonbee.com/news/greenland-furiously-making-snowballs-in-preparation-for-american-military-invasion/?utm_source=fediverse
Manufacturer Recalls Faulty Shopping Carts With 4 Functioning Wheels
https://babylonbee.com/news/manufacturer-recalls-faulty-shopping-carts-with-4-functioning-wheels/?utm_source=fediverse
Hollywood Calls It Quits After Realizing It Will Never Top 'Smokey And The Bandit'
https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-calls-it-quits-after-realizing-it-will-never-top-smokey-and-the-bandit/?utm_source=fediverse
Concerns Raised As Pete Hegseth Unveils New ‘Kill All Commies’ Forehead Tattoo
https://babylonbee.com/news/concerns-raised-as-pete-hegseth-unveils-new-kill-all-commies-forehead-tattoo/?utm_source=fediverse
'We Got Her': British Police Arrest Dangerous 80 Year Old Who Spread Butter Using A Knife
https://babylonbee.com/news/we-got-her-british-police-arrest-dangerous-80-year-old-who-spread-butter-using-a-knife/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Leaves Presidency To Become Even More Powerful District Court Judge
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-leaves-presidency-to-become-even-more-powerful-district-court-judge/?utm_source=fediverse
9 Dangerous Weapons Being Confiscated By British Police
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-dangerous-weapons-confiscated-by-british-police/?utm_source=fediverse
Political Neutrality Of PBS Questioned After New Footage Of Elmo Keying Cybertruck
https://babylonbee.com/news/pbs-bipartisanship-questioned-after-footage-emerges-of-elmo-keying-cybertruck/?utm_source=fediverse
‘Snow White’ Early Favorite To Dominate Oscars
https://babylonbee.com/news/snow-white-early-favorite-to-dominate-oscars/?utm_source=fediverse
Heaven Confirms Resurrected Bodies Of The Saints Will Be In The Style Of Studio Ghibli
https://babylonbee.com/news/god-confirms-our-heavenly-bodies-will-be-in-the-style-of-studio-ghibli/?utm_source=fediverse
TV Show Wraps Up After A Good Run With A Satisfying Finale Leaving No Loose Ends [Satire]
https://babylonbee.com/news/tv-show-wraps-up-after-a-good-run-with-a-satisfying-finale-leaving-no-loose-ends-satire/?utm_source=fediverse
British Prime Minister Announces Prosecution Of King Arthur For Pulling Dangerous Sword From Stone
https://babylonbee.com/news/king-arthur-prosecuted-by-british-authorities-for-pulling-dangerous-sword-from-stone/?utm_source=fediverse
7 Ways You Too Can Achieve Trump's Perfect Orange Skin Glow
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-you-too-can-achieve-trumps-perfect-orange-skin-glow/?utm_source=fediverse
Hegseth Kicking Himself For Not Just Getting 13 Soldiers Killed And Giving $80 Billion In Weapons To Terrorists
https://babylonbee.com/news/hegseth-kicking-himself-for-not-just-getting-13-soldiers-killed-and-giving-80-billion-in-weapons-to-terrorists/?utm_source=fediverse
Dork Journalist Just Happy To Be Included In Group Text For Once
https://babylonbee.com/news/dork-journalist-just-happy-to-be-included-in-group-text-for-once/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.