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U.S. — In a surprising turn of events, Senator Cory Booker's 25-hour filibuster record that was just set on Tuesday was broken by your wife.

SANTA PAULA, CA — A local child's birthday party became the scene of controversy this week after a 7-year-old reportedly "destroyed" a piñata after just one swing…

For people who claim to speak "English," the Brits sure do talk funny. In fact, you may be surprised to learn just how many differences there are between British…

U.S. — A film legend was memorialized today as the nation's men announced plans to honor Val Kilmer by quoting Tombstone all day long, just like they always do.

MADISON, WI — After securing a consequential electoral victory in Wisconsin, Democrats celebrated the grassroots uprising of the common man to defeat billionaire…

HAYDEN, ID — With the Left accusing more people of being Nazis than ever before, local Nazi Chuck Pohlhaus is struggling to stand out.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brave move hailed by political analysts as an inspiring display of courage, New Jersey Senator Corey Booker embarked on a straddling anti-drug…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Administration staffers were caught off guard by a painfully awkward situation today as former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg returned…

LONDON — Authorities reported the successful arrest of a 38-year-old man who was caught silently praying for the well-being of the person who was stabbing him. He…

U.S. — After weeks of intense theological reflection and debate, an interdenominational group of pastors and scholars has just confirmed that, as human beings, we…

LOS GATOS, CA — As anticipation continued to build for the streaming platform's upcoming reimagining of The Chronicles of Narnia, Netflix announced this week that…

Democracy is dead because Trump killed it by being elected to a second presidential term. But could he kill it even more by serving a third term as president?

U.S. — An exciting new documentary has just been released, which presents a total of 15 minutes of interesting information over the course of 10 hour-long episodes.

U.S. — It's a welcome act of God's gracious providence: all the indications show that they're finally playing a good old classic hymn in your church.

PORTLAND, OR — Even people with the most secure jobs in booming industries reported feeling the widespread financial squeeze, with one local Tesla bomber forced…

GIZA — Researchers have made a startling discovery about what lies beneath the Great Pyramids: it's sand.

NEW YORK, NY — Continuing to find every equipment modification that could give them a competitive edge, the New York Yankees closed out their season-opening series…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump assuaged fears that he would seek an unconstitutional third term as President by suggesting he may instead become an immortal…

If you're a Christian guy looking to find a godly wife, you know it can be hard to start a conversation with a girl. But we at The Babylon Bee have much rizz, we…

GREENLAND — In a bid to sweeten the offer of becoming an American territory, Vice President JD Vance has offered Greenland the Statue of Liberty.