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11 Statements That Are Not Protected By The First Amendment

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Trump Forces South African President To Watch Entirety Of 'Home Alone 2'

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Get A Load Of This FAILURE Of A Baseball Player Who Couldn't Hit The Ball Almost 70% Of The Time

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Congress Split Between Those Who Want To Spend A Ridiculous Amount And Those Who Want To Spend An Even More Ridiculous Amount

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-congress-split-between-those-who-want-to-spend-a-ridiculous-amount-and-those-who-want-to-spend-an-even-more-ridiculous-amount/?utm_source=fediverse

Oops: Pastor Accidentally Includes ChatGPT Prompts From When He Asked It To Write His Sermon

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FBI Determines Abraham Lincoln Killed Himself

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No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips

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Which Apostle Are You? Take The Quiz!

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Nancy Mace Says She'll Release As Much Naked Footage Of Herself As It Takes To Fight Exploitation Of Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-mace-says-shell-release-as-much-naked-footage-of-herself-as-it-takes-to-fight-exploitation-of-women/?utm_source=fediverse

If There's A Good And Loving God, Why Did He Make Me So Annoying? - Op-Ed By Atheist

https://babylonbee.com/news/militant-atheist-questions-why-a-loving-god-would-make-someone-as-irritating-as-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Thanks God He Is Not Like These Sorry Churchgoers All Around Him Who Can't Sing A Harmony

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Chicago Mayor Insists He Has Never Discriminated Against White-Boy Honky Crackers

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10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.

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Donald Trump Declares War On Mexico After Attack On Brooklyn Bridge

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Caitlin Clark Indicted For Murder After Fouling Angel Reese

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Experts Say AI Unlikely To Replace Government Bureaucrats As It's Not Soulless Enough

https://babylonbee.com/news/good-news-for-government-bureaucrats-experts-say-ai-is-unlikely-to-replace-them-as-its-not-soulless-enough/?utm_source=fediverse

Alarming: Thanks To Public School Funding Cuts, This Five-Year-Old Student Doesn't Know All The Variant Sexual Lusts Adults Can Have

https://babylonbee.com/news/alarming-this-five-year-old-student-doesnt-know-all-the-variant-sexual-lusts-adults-can-have/?utm_source=fediverse

Karine Jean-Pierre Insists Joe Biden Is Cancer-Free

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Far-Right Christian Extremists Pray For Joe Biden

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Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

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