The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace

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Congress Assures American People $40 Trillion Debt Can Be Fixed By Spending More Money

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England Welcomes Meghan Markle Back With Mandatory Burqa

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Thousands Of Accountants Board Higgins Boats In Preparation For 'Economic D-Day' Against Iran

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Sad: Woman's Mascara Not Smudged Enough While Filming Crying Selfie Video And Now She Has To Start All Over

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Man Sent To Hell After Phone Autocorrects His Text Message To 'Praise Fod'

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Liberal White Women Stand Weeping Outside Court Trying Jack The Ripper

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A.I. Assistant Starting To Suspect Its Human Might Be A Bit Of A Moron

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Top 10 Reasons To Move To Alabama

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America Descends Into Mourning Upon News That Harry And Meghan Are Leaving

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12 Clear Signs Your Husband Doesn't Love You Anymore

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'No, Sweetie, You Can't Get Any More Lego Sets Until You Build The Ones You Already Have,' Woman Reminds 39-Year-Old Husband

https://babylonbee.com/news/no-sweetie-you-cant-get-any-more-lego-sets-until-you-build-the-ones-you-already-have-woman-reminds-39-year-old-husband/?utm_source=fediverse

College Drug Kingpin Wondering If Adopting Name ‘Pablo Pledgescobar’ May Have Been A Mistake

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Chicago Principal Concerned As High School Senior Only Assaulting Teachers At Fifth-Grade Level

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Lindsay Clancy Honored With Planned Parenthood Lifetime Achievement Award

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Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old

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DeSantis Explains To Newsom Secret To Counting Ballots In One Night Is Not Committing Fraud

https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-explains-to-newsom-secret-to-counting-ballots-in-one-night-is-not-committing-fraud/?utm_source=fediverse

Women Finally Begin Supporting Stay-At-Home Moms

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Matt Walsh Asks People To Stop Taking His Words In Context

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Trump Claims Strait Of Hormuz For U.S., Unveils Floating Golf Course

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