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Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft

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In Honor Of Dolly Parton, Man To Attempt To Work All The Way From 9 To 5

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-honor-of-dolly-parton-man-to-attempt-to-work-all-the-way-from-9-to-5/?utm_source=fediverse

Confirmed: Reel Of All Your Life's Bloopers To Be Played When You Arrive In Heaven

https://babylonbee.com/news/confirmed-reel-of-all-your-lifes-bloopers-to-be-played-when-you-arrive-in-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization

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Hollywood Working On Darker, Grittier Reboot Of 'Howdy Doody'

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7 Other Costumes Target Was Forced To Pull Due To Racist Connotations

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Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away

https://babylonbee.com/news/apocalypse-draws-near-as-last-remaining-universally-beloved-human-being-passes-away/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Rings Of Power’ Producers Save A Fortune By Filming At Local Renaissance Festival

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WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene

https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-forced-to-admit-kanter-is-a-woman-after-he-causes-big-dramatic-scene/?utm_source=fediverse

Father Puts Kids Up For Adoption After They Say 'UHF' Isn't Funny

https://babylonbee.com/news/father-puts-kids-up-for-adoption-after-they-say-uhf-isnt-funny/?utm_source=fediverse

Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath

https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-scholars-now-believe-david-yelled-kobe-while-hucking-stone-at-goliath/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada's Maple Syrup Supply

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-threatens-military-action-to-take-control-of-canadas-maple-syrup-supply/?utm_source=fediverse

Bruce Banner Reveals His Secret To Becoming Hulk Is That He's Always Angry At The Jews

https://babylonbee.com/news/bruce-banner-reveals-his-secret-to-becoming-hulk-is-that-hes-always-angry-at-the-jews-444/?utm_source=fediverse

New Data Center Built To Handle Influx Of Online Rants Against Data Centers

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-data-center-built-to-handle-influx-of-online-rants-against-data-centers/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Reasons To Move To Ohio

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Canada Vows To Retaliate Against Trump With Crippling Moose Tariff

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Newsom Signs Law Requiring All Cars To Be Horses By 2030

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Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme

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New Press Secretary To Just Be Picture Of Scott Jennings Doing That Face

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Numerous Casualties At Park In Bloody Turf War Between Tennis Players And Pickleballers

https://babylonbee.com/news/numerous-casualties-at-park-in-bloody-turf-war-between-tennis-players-and-pickleballers/?utm_source=fediverse