The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

White Dolls From American Girl Now Come With Fun Book Saying How Terrible They Are

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-dolls-from-american-girl-come-with-story-of-how-terrible-they-are/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Too Sick To Attend Church Miraculously Healed Just In Time To Watch Football

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-too-sick-to-attend-church-miraculously-healed-just-in-time-to-watch-football/?utm_source=fediverse

Buffalo Guy Wishing He Had Just Burned Down A Car Dealership In Kenosha Instead

https://babylonbee.com/news/buffalo-guy-wishing-he-had-just-burned-down-a-car-dealership-instead/?utm_source=fediverse

HBO Max Announces Harry Potter Cast Reunion For A Ritual Denunciation Of J.K. Rowling

https://babylonbee.com/news/hbo-max-announces-harry-potter-cast-reunion-for-a-ritual-denunciation-of-jk-rowling/?utm_source=fediverse

In Effort To Overturn The Rest Of The Bill Of Rights, Biden To Start Quartering Troops In People’s Homes

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-effort-to-overturn-the-rest-of-the-bill-of-rights-biden-to-start-quartering-troops-in-peoples-homes/?utm_source=fediverse

After Finding Out Rittenhouse Shot White Males, BLM Reminds Everyone That All Lives Matter

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-finding-out-rittenhouse-shot-white-males-blm-reminds-everyone-that-all-lives-matter/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Presents: The 10 Best Universities, Ranked

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-presents-the-10-best-universities-ranked/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Vows To Keep Firing His Giant Money Hose At Everything Until Inflation Is Fixed

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-to-keep-firing-his-giant-money-hose-at-everything-until-inflation-is-fixed/?utm_source=fediverse

Progress: Every Sesame Street Character Will Now Wear A Label On Their Forehead Indicating Their Race

https://babylonbee.com/news/progress-every-sesame-street-character-will-now-wear-a-label-on-their-forehead-indicating-their-race/?utm_source=fediverse

Fauci: 'Individual Rights Are Not As Important As The Needs Of The Borg Collective'

https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-the-needs-of-the-individual-are-outweighed-by-the-needs-of-the-borg-collective/?utm_source=fediverse

Kenosha Residents Paint Their Doorposts With 'Black Lives Matter' In Preparation For Verdict

https://babylonbee.com/news/kenosha-residents-paint-their-doorposts-with-black-lives-matter-in-preparation-for-verdict/?utm_source=fediverse

Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While Verdict Is Being Read

https://babylonbee.com/news/kyle-rittenhouse-asked-to-step-outside-and-defend-the-courthouse-while-verdict-is-being-read/?utm_source=fediverse

Prosecutor Proves How Deadly AR-15 Is By Accidentally Shooting 7 Jurors

https://babylonbee.com/news/prosecutor-proves-how-deadly-ar-15-is-by-accidentally-shooting-7-jurors/?utm_source=fediverse

The Chosen One: 10 Little-Known Facts About Modern-Day Legend Kyle Rittenhouse

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-chosen-one-10-little-known-facts-about-modern-day-legend-kyle-rittenhouse/?utm_source=fediverse

Man From California Won't Shut Up About Being From California

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-from-california-wont-shut-up-about-being-from-california/?utm_source=fediverse

'Kamala Harris Is Extremely Likable And Good At Her Job', Announces Psaki For No Apparent Reason Whatsoever

https://babylonbee.com/news/vp-harris-is-extremely-likable-and-good-at-her-job-announces-psaki-for-no-apparent-reason/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Deacon Carefully Measures Out Half A Teaspoon Of Grounds To Make Giant Vat Of Coffee

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-deacon-carefully-measures-out-half-a-teaspoon-of-grounds-to-make-giant-vat-of-coffee/?utm_source=fediverse

Beto Announces Bid To Lose Texas Governor Race

https://babylonbee.com/news/beto-announces-bid-to-lose-texas-governor-race/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S. Military Switches To Swords And Bows To Meet Carbon Neutral Goals

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-military-switches-to-swords-and-bows-to-meet-carbon-neutral-goals/?utm_source=fediverse

Judge Instructs Jury To Ignore Angry Mob Outside Threatening To Burn Down Courthouse

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-instructs-jury-to-ignore-angry-mob-outside-threatening-to-burn-down-courthouse/?utm_source=fediverse