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Oh No: President Biden Attempts To Cheat Drug Test By Submitting Hunter's Sample Instead

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Toddler Upset Food He Threw On The Ground Is Now On The Ground

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Trump Tests Positive For Diet Coke In Pre-Debate Drug Test

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Texas Rangers Double Down With 'No Homo Night'

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Republicans Raise Money To Send AOC To Dance For All Democratic Candidates

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White House Warns Public Any Videos Of Biden Looking Confused And Senile During Debate Will Be Deepfakes

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9 Ways Pastors Have It EASY

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Squad Gives 21 Fire Alarm Salute For Their Fallen Comrade Jamaal Bowman

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BREAKING: Hamas Loses House Seat To Democrats

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Guy Currently Being Dumped Thrilled By Possibility Of Still Being Friends

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Which Bible Character Are You? Take The Quiz!

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'Dad, Isn't Speeding A Sin?' Asks Little Jerk

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Pastor Who Gets Paid $17,000 A Year Shocked To Learn He's Just In It For The Money

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Powerful: Taylor Swift Writes 'F--- The Patriarchy' In Sky With Private Jet

https://babylonbee.com/news/powerful-taylor-swift-spells-out-f-the-patriarchy-with-contrails-from-private-jet/?utm_source=fediverse

Canada Officially Loses Recognized Country Status After Failing To Win Stanley Cup Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/canada-officially-loses-recognized-country-status-after-failing-to-win-stanley-cup-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago White Sox Sign Caitlin Clark In Hopes Of Finally Getting A Few People To Show Up At Their Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-white-sox-sign-caitlin-clark-in-hopes-of-drawing-a-crowd/?utm_source=fediverse

Assange Plea Deal Includes Free Flight Home On A Boeing

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USA vs. Canada: A Fair And Unbiased Comparison

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Researchers Say They Are Now Over 60% Confident Ohio Exists

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-ohio-still-apparently-a-thing/?utm_source=fediverse

'It's Not What It Looks Like!' Man Insists After Getting Caught Watching WNBA Game

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