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Pastor Informs Worship Leader It's Inappropriate To Bring Tuba And Lead Congregation In VeggieTales Theme Song

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-calmly-explains-to-worship-leader-why-its-inappropriate-to-bring-a-tuba-to-church-and-play-the-veggietales-theme-song-during-sunday-service/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Preps For Debate Against Biden By Going to Nursing Home And Arguing With Dementia Patients

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-preps-for-debate-against-biden-by-going-to-nursing-home-and-arguing-with-dementia-patients/?utm_source=fediverse

Thumbs-Up Emoji Man's Sole Contribution To Group Text

https://babylonbee.com/news/thumbs-up-emoji-mans-sole-contribution-to-lengthy-group-text/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Assures Nation They Are Closely Monitoring Everyone Who Didn't Like 'The Acolyte'

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-assures-nation-they-are-closely-monitoring-anyone-who-didnt-like-the-acolyte/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband, Wife Caught In Infinite Loop Of Shouting 'WHAT?!' Back And Forth Across The House

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-wife-caught-in-infinite-loop-of-shouting-what-back-and-forth-across-the-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Teen Experiences Deep Solidarity With Persecuted Believers After Phone Battery Dies

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-teen-experiences-deep-solidarity-with-persecuted-believers-after-phone-battery-dies/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Ways To Spot A Good Potential Future Spouse At Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-to-spot-a-good-potential-future-spouse-at-church/?utm_source=fediverse

'What Does OPS Stand For?' Wife Asks, Unaware She Has Just Doomed Herself To 75-Minute Primer On Advanced Baseball Statistics

https://babylonbee.com/news/75-minutes-into-explanation-wife-regretting-asking-what-ops-stands-for-on-this-baseball-broadcast/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Stirs Just Long Enough To Click 'I’m Still Watching' On Netflix

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-stirs-just-long-enough-to-click-im-still-watching-on-netflix/?utm_source=fediverse

Ladies: Here Are 9 Easy Ways To Comfort Your Man When His Favorite Sports Team Loses

https://babylonbee.com/news/ladies-here-are-9-easy-ways-to-comfort-your-man-when-his-favorite-sports-team-loses/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas Children’s Hospital CEO Denies Wrongdoing

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-childrens-hospital-ceo-denies-wrongdoing/?utm_source=fediverse

California Dad Warns Kid If He Doesn't Study Hard He'll End Up Homeless With Free Luxury Room And Vodka Shots

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-dad-warns-kid-if-he-doesnt-study-hard-hell-end-up-homeless-with-free-luxury-room-and-vodka-shots/?utm_source=fediverse

DOJ Opens New Tipline For Criminals To Report Whistleblowers

https://babylonbee.com/news/doj-opens-new-tipline-for-criminals-to-report-whistleblowers/?utm_source=fediverse

Catholics, Protestants Can't Wait Til The Left Is Defeated So They Can Get Back To Fighting Each Other

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholics-protestants-cant-wait-til-the-left-is-defeated-so-they-can-get-back-to-fighting-each-other/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Asks Migrants To Hold Off On Raping And Murdering Any More Americans Until After Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-asks-migrants-to-hold-off-on-raping-and-murdering-any-more-americans-until-after-election/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Keep Religion Out Of Our Schools,’ Says Teacher With BLM, Pride Flags In Classroom

https://babylonbee.com/news/keep-religion-out-of-our-schools-says-teacher-with-blm-pride-flags-in-classroom/?utm_source=fediverse

Walt Disney Posthumously Fired By Walt Disney Company For Being White Male

https://babylonbee.com/news/walt-disney-posthumously-fired-by-walt-disney-company-for-being-white-male/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn If Porn Banned Young Men Will Learn To Lead And Contribute To Society

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-if-porn-banned-young-men-will-learn-to-lead-and-contribute-to-society/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Commandments Democrats Have Approved For Display In Public Schools

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-commandments-democrats-have-approved-for-display-in-public-schools/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Dispatches Cast Of 'Queer Eye' To Negotiate Ceasefire With Hamas

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-dispatches-cast-of-queer-eye-to-negotiate-ceasefire-with-hamas/?utm_source=fediverse