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Mom Drops Kids At Daycare To Work Second Job To Pay For Daycare

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Report: We Published Our Best Joke Ever But Facebook Censored It And Now We Don't Remember What It Was

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Kamala Solemnly Places 'Joy' Sticker On Tomb Of Marine Killed In Afghanistan

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Do You Have What It Takes To Be The Bass Player At Church? Here Are 9 Qualifications

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Man Unsure If He’s Becoming More Virtuous With Age Or Just Too Tired To Sin

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Pro-Lifers Criticized For Asking Pro-Life Candidates To Support Pro-Life Policies

https://babylonbee.com/news/pro-lifers-criticized-for-asking-pro-life-candidates-to-support-pro-life-policies/?utm_source=fediverse

Harris Team Asks If Her Mic Can Just Be Muted For The Whole Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/harris-team-asks-if-her-mic-can-just-be-muted-for-the-whole-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

Blow Of Scathing Criticism Softened By 'LOL' At The End

https://babylonbee.com/news/blow-of-scathing-criticism-balanced-out-by-lol-at-the-end/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Weird Things Tim Walz Has Lied About

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Study Shows 9 Out Of 10 Astronauts Choose To Be Stranded In Space Rather Than Board Craft Built By Boeing

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-9-out-of-10-astronauts-choose-to-be-stranded-in-space-rather-than-board-craft-built-by-boeing/?utm_source=fediverse

I WILL LITERALLY CUT MY OWN LEG OFF IF YOU GUYS CAN BRING 50 KIDS TO YOUTH GROUP NEXT WEEK - Op-Ed By Chet Skatington, Youth Pastor

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UK Prime Minister Recommends Citizens Avoid Stabbings By Submitting To The Holy Koran And Acknowledging Muhammad As The One True Prophet Of Allah, Peace Be Upon Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-prime-minister-recommends-citizens-avoid-stabbings-by-submitting-to-the-holy-koran-and-acknowledging-mohammed-as-the-one-true-prophet-of-allah-peace-be-upon-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Reporter Who Asked Kamala A Question Charged With Hate Crime

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Attorney General Reminds Americans That Questioning The 2024 Election Is Illegal Unless Trump Wins

https://babylonbee.com/news/attorney-general-reminds-americans-that-contesting-election-is-illegal-unless-trump-wins/?utm_source=fediverse

BREAKING: Libertarian Showers

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Atheist Berates Self For Briefly Thinking Sunset Beautiful

https://babylonbee.com/news/atheist-berates-self-for-briefly-thinking-sunset-beautiful/?utm_source=fediverse

Post Office Issues New Commemorative Kamala Harris 'Fweedom' Stamp

https://babylonbee.com/news/post-office-issues-new-commemorative-kamala-harris-fweedom-stamp/?utm_source=fediverse

‘I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me,’ Says Man Standing Over Two-Foot Putt For Triple Bogey

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-can-do-all-things-through-christ-who-strengthens-me-says-man-standing-over-two-foot-putt-for-triple-bogey/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Explains 93% Of Staff Quit Because They Couldn’t Handle The Joy

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-explains-93-of-vp-staff-quit-because-they-couldnt-handle-the-joy/?utm_source=fediverse

Citizens of Fiji Drinking Delicious Bottled AMERICA Water

https://babylonbee.com/news/citizens-of-fiji-drinking-delicious-bottled-america-water/?utm_source=fediverse