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Man Spends Entire Workout Finding Right Podcast To Listen To

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-spends-entire-workout-finding-right-podcast-to-listen-to/?utm_source=fediverse

Hillary Clinton Says First Amendment Is Russian Disinformation

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-says-first-amendment-is-russian-disinformation/?utm_source=fediverse

After Reading Headlines, Pope Sentences Babylon Bee Writers To 7 Trillion Years In Purgatory

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-reading-headlines-pope-sentences-babylon-bee-writers-to-7-trillion-years-in-purgatory/?utm_source=fediverse

Merrick Garland Warns If Anyone Insults Migrants Again He Will Call In Another Bomb Threat

https://babylonbee.com/news/merrick-garland-warns-if-anyone-insults-migrants-again-he-will-call-in-another-bomb-threat/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Express Relief That Hitler Is OK

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-express-relief-that-hitler-is-ok/?utm_source=fediverse

Guy At British Restaurant Not Sure If Chef Messed Up His Meal Or If It's Just Supposed To Taste Bad

https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-in-british-restaurant-not-sure-if-chef-messed-up-his-meal-or-if-its-just-supposed-to-taste-bad/?utm_source=fediverse

Vatican Installs 'Heresy Jar' In Pope's Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/vatican-installs-heresy-jar-in-popes-office/?utm_source=fediverse

11 New Security Measures The Trump Campaign Will Be Implementing After Assassination Attempt

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-new-security-measures-the-trump-campaign-will-be-implementing/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Tim Walz Just Waved So Hard His Arms Flew Off!

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-tim-walz-just-waved-so-hard-his-arms-flew-off/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Safe And In Stable Condition After Attempted Interview

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-safe-and-in-stable-condition-after-attempted-interview/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Accuse Trump Of Inciting Further Violence By Not Dying

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-accuse-trump-of-inciting-further-violence-by-not-dying/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Trump Furious As Would-Be Assassin Fired Gun Right In His Backswing

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-trump-furious-as-would-be-assassin-fired-right-in-his-backswing/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Assures Americans The Real Threat Is The Side That Keeps Getting Shot At

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-assures-americans-that-the-real-threat-is-the-side-that-keeps-getting-shot-at/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Tries To Distract From Old Trump Assassination Attempt With New Trump Assassination Attempt

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-attempts-to-distract-from-old-trump-assassination-attempt-with-new-trump-assassination-attempt/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift's Jet Seen Fleeing Site Of Trump Shooting

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swifts-jet-seen-fleeing-site-of-trump-shooting/?utm_source=fediverse

Sobbing Trump Holds Up Boom Box Playing 'You Belong With Me' Outside Taylor Swift's Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/sobbing-trump-holds-up-boom-box-playing-you-belong-with-me-outside-taylor-swifts-window/?utm_source=fediverse

Blast From The Past: Remember That 'Joe' Guy? Whatever Happened To Him Anyway?

https://babylonbee.com/news/blast-from-the-past-remember-this-joe-guy-whatever-happened-to-him-anyway/?utm_source=fediverse

Home Depot Introduces 'Shame Alarm' That Blares If A Man Asks An Employee For Help

https://babylonbee.com/news/home-depot-introduces-shame-alarm-that-blares-if-a-man-asks-an-employee-for-help/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Challenges Jesus To Debate On Whether All Religions Lead To God

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-challenges-jesus-to-debate-on-how-to-get-to-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse

DOJ Warns If Trump is Elected He Will Do To Them All The Stuff They're Doing To Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/doj-warns-if-trump-is-elected-he-will-do-to-them-all-the-stuff-theyre-doing-to-him/?utm_source=fediverse