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Tearful Baseball Fan Asks God Why Ohtani Has To Play For Dodgers

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Manhunt Underway After Lubed-Up Diddy Slips Out From Between Prison Bars

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15 Seconds Into Kamala Harris Interview, Oprah Decides To Endorse Trump

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California Police Raid Seizes Over 2,000 Memes

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Governor Abbott Declares Texas Sanctuary State For Memers

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Report: Perfect Church Ruined After Being Attended By Human Being

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Media Worried That Constant Trump Assassination Attempts Might Distract From Plight Of Illegal Immigrants

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'Pizza, Ravioli, Spaghetti, Mamma Mia!' Says Kamala Harris In Mario Hat And Mustache While Addressing Crowd Of Italians

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No One Notices As Entire Cast Of 'The View' Replaced With Shrieking Feral Pigs

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Biden Promises Next Trump Assassin Will Be A Woman Of Color

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Here Are 9 AI-Generated Deep Fakes Of Gavin Newsom That Are Illegal To Share In California

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'You Accept All Cookies Into Your Browser, But Do You Accept All Of Jesus Into Your Heart?' - OpEd By Chet Skatington

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'I Was Born Into A Middle Class Family,' Explains Wife When Husband Asks Why The Car Is On Fire

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Trump Dodges Falling Piano, Swinging Death Blade, Spiked Pitfall Trap On Way To Rally

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Hezbollah Starting To Think They Shouldn't Have Gotten Pagers From Levi Goldbraumstein's Pager Emporium

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Furious Gavin Newsom Bans A.I. Images After Getting Tricked Into Thinking Pic Of Trump As A Mer-Man Was Real

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BREAKING: Israel Kills Thousands More Terrorists With Exploding '200 Free Hours of AOL' CDs

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9 Great Investments To Help You Survive A Kamala Harris Administration

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FBI Says We May Never Know The Motivation Of The Would-Be Trump Assassin Who Was A Biden-Harris Supporter And Donated To Democrats 20 Times

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-says-we-may-never-know-the-motivation-of-the-would-be-trump-assassin-who-was-a-biden-harris-supporter-and-donated-to-democrats-20-times/?utm_source=fediverse

Rashida Tlaib Uninjured After Her Pager Mysteriously Explodes

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