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In Lieu Of Coal, Santa Gives Naughty Children Season Tickets For The Chicago White Sox

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Depraved Lawlessness: Biden Issues Full Pardon To Blippi

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California Announces Mass Deportation Of U.S. Citizens

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-announces-mass-deportation-of-us-citizens/?utm_source=fediverse

Mary Sighs Patiently As Wise Men Begin ‘Mary Did You Know?’ A Capella

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Little Drummer Boy Finally Leaves The Stable And Oh No! Here Comes Little Bagpipe Boy!

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'Ok, Who Got Me The MAGA Hat?' Asks Kamala Harris As Jill Biden Stifles Laughter

https://babylonbee.com/news/ok-who-got-me-the-maga-hat-asks-kamala-harris-as-jill-biden-stifles-laughter/?utm_source=fediverse

Luigi Mangione To Host Next Week's Episode Of 'SNL'

https://babylonbee.com/news/luigi-mangione-to-host-next-weeks-episode-of-snl/?utm_source=fediverse

60 Minutes Praises The Galactic Empire's Gun Control Policies

https://babylonbee.com/news/60-minutes-praises-the-galactic-empires-gun-control-policies/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Can’t Wait To Play With The Toys He Got His Kids For Christmas

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Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew

https://babylonbee.com/news/candace-owens-horrified-to-learn-christmas-was-started-by-birth-of-a-jew/?utm_source=fediverse

SWEET: Man Arriving In Heaven Discovers Angelic Choir Sounds Exactly Like Trans-Siberian Orchestra

https://babylonbee.com/news/sweet-man-arriving-in-heaven-discovers-angelic-choir-sounds-exactly-like-trans-siberian-orchestra/?utm_source=fediverse

ABC To Put Running Ticker On All News Shows Saying 'FOR LEGAL PURPOSES DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING WE SAY'

https://babylonbee.com/news/abc-to-put-running-ticker-on-all-news-shows-saying-for-legal-purposes-do-not-believe-anything-we-say/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh-Oh: All The Animals From The Live Nativity In Springfield, Ohio Just Went Missing

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Presenting The Babylon Bee Awards For 2024

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National Debt Paid Off With The Change In Dan Crenshaw's Swear Jar

https://babylonbee.com/news/national-debt-paid-off-with-the-change-in-dan-crenshaws-swear-jar/?utm_source=fediverse

HERESY: Church Passes Out LED Candles For 'Silent Night'

https://babylonbee.com/news/heresy-church-passes-out-led-candles-for-silent-night/?utm_source=fediverse

'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

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'What Have I Become?' Mutters Man In Mirror After Buying Gems In A Mobile Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-have-i-become-mutters-man-in-mirror-after-buying-gems-in-a-mobile-game/?utm_source=fediverse

Adorable: Trump And Musk Debut Matching Christmas Pajamas

https://babylonbee.com/news/adorable-trump-and-musk-debut-matching-christmas-pajamas/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Gently Informs Daughter He Spent Her College Fund On A Single Little Bacon Cheeseburger At Five Guys

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-gently-informs-daughter-he-spent-her-college-fund-on-a-single-little-bacon-cheeseburger-at-five-guys/?utm_source=fediverse