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Trump Announces He Will Lift Tariffs On Canada Just As Soon As They Win A Stanley Cup

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Illegal Immigrants Helpfully Wave Flags So ICE Knows Where To Send Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/illegal-immigrants-helpfully-wave-flags-so-ice-knows-where-to-send-them/?utm_source=fediverse

To Announce They’ve Given Up Completely, DNC Selects David Hogg As Vice Chair

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-announce-theyve-given-up-completely-dnc-selects-david-hogg-as-vice-chair/?utm_source=fediverse

Hungover Mark Cuban Wakes Up Hoping He Didn't Make Any Dumb Basketball Trades Last Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/hungover-mark-cuban-wakes-up-hoping-he-didnt-make-any-dumb-basketball-trades-last-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Helpfully Explains To Husband What He Meant By What He Said

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-helpfully-explains-to-husband-what-he-meant-by-what-he-said/?utm_source=fediverse

‘This Is DEI’s Fault!’ Cries Trump After Not Getting Any Pickles On His Big Mac

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-deis-fault-cries-trump-after-not-getting-pickles-on-his-big-mac/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Unveil Their Top 10 Heroes Of Black History Month

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-unveil-their-top-10-heroes-of-black-history-month/?utm_source=fediverse

Ugh: Local Karen Being A Real Margaret

https://babylonbee.com/news/ugh-local-karen-being-a-real-margaret/?utm_source=fediverse

Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-Fil-A Employee

https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-federal-workforce-replaced-by-one-16-year-old-chick-fil-a-employee/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Francis Demands God Remove Walls Surrounding Heaven

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-demands-god-remove-walls-surrounding-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Conclude Trumpets During Jesus' Return Means He Will Come Back With A Ska Band

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-conclude-trumpets-during-jesus-return-means-he-will-come-back-with-a-ska-band/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Biblical Disasters That Were Probably Caused By DEI

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Report: Nobody Cares About Your 17-Paragraph Political Facebook Rant

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-nobody-cares-about-your-17-paragraph-political-facebook-rant/?utm_source=fediverse

Netflix Announces New Series 'Little House On The Prairie That We Acknowledge Is The Ancestral Land Of The Brave And Honorable Lower-West Non-Lakota Sioux Community'

https://babylonbee.com/news/netflix-announces-new-series-little-house-on-the-prairie-that-we-acknowledge-is-the-ancestral-land-of-the-brave-and-honorable-lower-west-non-lakota-sioux-community/?utm_source=fediverse

Total Loser Still Has One Of Those Cars That Starts With A Key

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Adam Seen Wearing 'THERE IS ONLY ONE GENDER' Shirt In Garden Of Eden

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-seen-wearing-there-is-only-one-gender-shirt-in-garden-of-eden/?utm_source=fediverse

Preliminary Report Confirms Tragedy Was The Fault Of Whichever Political Party You Don't Like

https://babylonbee.com/news/preliminary-report-confirms-tragedy-was-the-fault-of-whichever-political-party-you-dont-like/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Forgot To Pray For Friend Hides Shame As Friend Thanks Him For His Prayers

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-forgot-to-pray-for-friend-hides-shame-as-friend-thanks-him-for-praying/?utm_source=fediverse

Federal Workers Concerned That Returning To Office Will Interfere With Them Not Working

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-workers-concerned-that-returning-to-office-will-interfere-with-them-not-working/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrat Senators Oppose Diversity For One Day Only

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-senators-oppose-diversity-for-one-day-only/?utm_source=fediverse