Quiz: Can You Guess Which Of These Things USAID Actually Funded And Which Ones We Made Up?
https://babylonbee.com/news/quiz-can-you-guess-which-of-these-things-usaid-actually-funded-and-which-ones-we-made-up/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Scientists Still Trying To Figure Out Why Women Would Be Attracted To Them
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-scientists-still-trying-to-figure-out-why-women-would-be-attracted-to-them/?utm_source=fediverse
Roger Goodell Brushes Off Concerns About Biased Officiating
https://babylonbee.com/news/roger-goodell-brushes-off-concerns-about-biased-officiating/?utm_source=fediverse
New White Noise Machine Helps Men Sleep By Playing Soothing Sounds Of An M-1 Garand
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-white-noise-machine-helps-men-sleep-by-playing-soothing-sounds-of-an-m-1-garand/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Warn Trump’s Unelected Shadow Government Is Dismantling Their Unelected Shadow Government
https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-an-unelected-official-warns-government-with-3-million-unelected-officials/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Unveils Exciting, Never-Before-Tried Strategy Of Having America Take Over Country In The Middle East
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-exciting-never-before-tried-strategy-of-having-america-take-over-country-in-the-middle-east/?utm_source=fediverse
The Biden Administration: Where Are They Now?
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-biden-administration-where-are-they-now/?utm_source=fediverse
To Save Time, Men's Bible Study Just Gonna Assume Everyone's Prayer Request Is For Struggling With Porn
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-mens-bible-study-just-gonna-assume-everyones-prayer-request-is-for-struggling-with-porn/?utm_source=fediverse
DOGE Uncovers Secret Government Project Where They Are Keeping A Genetically Modified Black Hedgehog In A Secure Facility
https://babylonbee.com/news/doge-uncovers-secret-government-project-where-they-are-keeping-a-genetically-modified-black-hedgehog-in-a-secure-facility/?utm_source=fediverse
FBI Agent On Remote Pacific Island Still Investigating January 6 Protesters
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-agent-on-remote-island-in-the-pacific-still-investigating-january-6-protesters/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Who Drank Coffee And Ate Three Strips Of Bacon Ready To Take On The World
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-drank-coffee-and-ate-three-strips-of-bacon-ready-to-take-on-the-world/?utm_source=fediverse
Wife Wants The Good Ice
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-wants-the-good-ice/?utm_source=fediverse
Canada Caves To Trump, Agrees To Take Seth Rogan Back
https://babylonbee.com/news/canada-caves-to-trump-agrees-to-take-seth-rogan-back/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-becomes-first-fascist-in-history-to-reduce-size-of-government/?utm_source=fediverse
New Bible Reading App Just Texts You The Entire Bible One Verse At A Time
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-bible-reading-app-just-texts-you-the-entire-bible-one-verse-at-a-time/?utm_source=fediverse
Historic: Man Wins Argument With Woman
https://babylonbee.com/news/historic-man-wins-argument-with-woman/?utm_source=fediverse
House On Jaden Smith's Head Listed On Zillow For $1.6 Million
https://babylonbee.com/news/house-on-jaden-smiths-head-listed-on-zillow-for-16-million/?utm_source=fediverse
Scholars Believe Moses's Speech Impediment Was Actually Just A Jersey Accent
https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-believe-mosess-speech-impediment-was-actually-just-a-jersey-accent/?utm_source=fediverse
Punxsutawney Phil Deported After Birth Certificate Reveals He's From Canada
https://babylonbee.com/news/punxsutawney-phil-deported-after-birth-certificate-reveals-hes-actually-canadian/?utm_source=fediverse
Zelenskyy Asks U.S. For $20 Billion To Find Out Where That Missing $100 Billion Went
https://babylonbee.com/news/zelenskyy-asks-us-for-20-billion-to-find-out-where-that-100-billion-went/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.