The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Impoverished Man Only Has Two Computer Monitors

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Jobs Report Shows Skyrocketing Unemployment Among Lizard People

https://babylonbee.com/news/jobs-report-shows-skyrocketing-unemployment-among-lizard-people/?utm_source=fediverse

Audit Reveals All Fort Knox Gold Replaced With IOUs

https://babylonbee.com/news/audit-reveals-all-fort-knox-gold-replaced-with-ious/?utm_source=fediverse

Von Trapp Family Crosses The Alps Into Switzerland To Escape Free Speech

https://babylonbee.com/news/von-trapp-family-crosses-the-alps-into-switzerland-to-escape-free-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Posts Pic Of Her Dinner For Benefit Of Friends Who’ve Never Seen Spaghetti

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-posts-pic-of-her-dinner-for-benefit-of-friends-whove-never-seen-spaghetti/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Finally Realizes Reason People Play Hockey Is You Can Legally Punch A Canadian In The Face

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-finally-realizes-reason-to-play-hockey-is-you-can-legally-punch-a-canadian-in-the-face/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-hockey-fans-boo-their-future-national-anthem/?utm_source=fediverse

Europe Vows To Stick It To Trump By Finally Paying Their Own Bills

https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-vows-to-stick-it-to-trump-by-finally-paying-their-own-bills/?utm_source=fediverse

SNL Celebrates 25th Anniversary Of Last Time It Was Funny

https://babylonbee.com/news/snl-celebrates-25th-anniversary-of-last-time-it-was-funny/?utm_source=fediverse

Vance Speech Denouncing E.U. Censorship Censored By E.U.

https://babylonbee.com/news/vance-speech-denouncing-eu-censorship-censored-by-eu/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Demand Transparency From Man Who Posts Literally Everything He Does On The Internet

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-transparency-from-man-who-posts-literally-everything-he-does-on-the-internet/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained RFK Jr.'s New And Improved Food Pyramid

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-rfk-jrs-new-and-improved-food-pyramid/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster As King Solomon Only Buys 698 Valentine's Day Gifts

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-king-solomon-only-buys-698-valentines-day-gifts/?utm_source=fediverse

Impatient Liberal Journalist Starting to Suspect Trump Will Never Send Her to a Concentration Camp

https://babylonbee.com/news/impatient-liberal-journalist-starting-to-suspect-trump-will-never-send-her-to-a-concentration-camp/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Approves Death Penalty For People Who Buy Valentine's Day Cards For Their 'Work Wife'

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-approves-death-penalty-for-people-who-buy-valentines-day-cards-for-their-work-wife/?utm_source=fediverse

German Weather Forecasts Now Include Chances Of Being Run Down By Crazed Jihadist

https://babylonbee.com/news/german-weather-forecasts-now-include-chances-of-being-run-down-by-crazed-jihadist/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Vow to Fight DOGE by Wasting More Money Than Ever

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-fight-doge-by-wasting-more-money-than-ever/?utm_source=fediverse

Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe

https://babylonbee.com/news/europeans-beg-jd-vance-to-become-president-of-europe/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Surefire Ways Bureaucrats Can Hide Fraudulent Spending From DOGE

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-surefire-ways-bureaucrats-can-hide-fraudulent-spending-from-doge/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr. Sworn In On Raw 32-Ounce Ribeye

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-solemnly-sworn-in-as-hhs-secretary-with-hand-on-raw-32-ounce-ribeye/?utm_source=fediverse