The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Second Breakfast

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'I Have A Name,' Sighs Man Known As Ethiopian Eunuch

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-have-a-name-sighs-man-known-as-ethiopian-eunuch/?utm_source=fediverse

Want To Survive While Flying? Follow These 9 Easy Tips

https://babylonbee.com/news/want-to-survive-while-flying-follow-these-9-easy-tips/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Couple Praying Their Kid Throws Up So They Can Avoid Hosting Small Group Tonight

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-couple-praying-their-kid-throws-up-so-they-can-avoid-going-to-small-group-tonight/?utm_source=fediverse

Men's Group Text Enacts Formal Bylaws Banning Exclamation Points, Heart Emojis

https://babylonbee.com/news/mens-group-text-enacts-formal-bylaws-banning-exclamation-points-heart-emojis/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Allowed Into Peace Talks But Must Sit At Kiddie Table

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-allowed-into-peace-talks-but-must-sit-at-kiddie-table/?utm_source=fediverse

Cruel: Elon Musk Cuts Off Social Security Benefits For Thousands Of Revolutionary War Veterans

https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-elon-musk-cuts-off-social-security-benefits-for-thousands-of-revolutionary-war-veterans/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Signals U.S. Ready To Forgive Ukraine For Invading Russia

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-signals-us-ready-to-forgive-ukraine-for-invading-russia/?utm_source=fediverse

Delta Adds A Little Hanging Tennis Ball To End Of Runway For Female Pilots

https://babylonbee.com/news/delta-adds-a-little-hanging-tennis-ball-to-the-end-of-the-runway-for-female-pilots/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Suspicious Names Still On Social Security Rolls

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-suspicious-names-still-on-social-security-rolls/?utm_source=fediverse

Barron Tries To Blend In On Campus By Putting His Knees In His Shoes And Walking Around Like A Normal-Height Person

https://babylonbee.com/news/barron-tries-to-blend-in-on-campus-by-putting-his-knees-in-his-shoes-and-walking-around-like-a-normal-height-person/?utm_source=fediverse

Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals

https://babylonbee.com/news/healthy-vegan-food-carefully-constructed-in-laboratory-using-957-chemicals/?utm_source=fediverse

Bad Luck: This Man Listened To Evanescence His Whole Life Thinking They Were Christian And Now He's Going To Hell

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-luck-this-man-listened-to-evanescence-his-whole-life-thinking-they-were-christian-and-now-hes-going-to-hell/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney Is Abandoning DEI - Here Are 10 Based Changes They're Making

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-is-abandoning-dei---here-are-10-based-changes-theyre-making/?utm_source=fediverse

The Trump Admin Says Dept. Of Education Should Be Dis Mantled. This Is Why Their Mistaken

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-admin-says-dept-of-education-should-be-dis-mantled-this-is-why-their-mistaken/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Warns Trump's Attempts To End War In Ukraine Could Result In End Of War In Ukraine

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-warns-trumps-attempts-to-end-war-in-ukraine-could-result-in-end-of-war-in-ukraine/?utm_source=fediverse

Legion Of Doom Condemns JD Vance Speech

https://babylonbee.com/news/legion-of-doom-condemns-jd-vance-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

Is Elon Musk The Father Of Your Child? Signs To Look For

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-elon-musk-actually-the-father-of-your-child-10-signs-to-look-for/?utm_source=fediverse

Deranged Maniac Fires Off Over 17 Memes In Crowded German Shopping Mall

https://babylonbee.com/news/deranged-maniac-fires-off-over-17-memes-in-crowded-german-shopping-mall/?utm_source=fediverse

WINNING: Trump Announces Plan To Attack The British And Prussian Forces At Waterloo

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-trump-announces-plan-to-attack-the-british-and-prussian-forces-at-waterloo/?utm_source=fediverse