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Democrats Call For An Individual Court Hearing For Everyone On Earth To Prove They Aren't American Citizens

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'Weeeeee I'm An Astronaut!' Exclaims Katy Perry During Ride On Disneyland Astro Orbiter

https://babylonbee.com/news/Weeeeee-Im-An-Astronaut-Exclaims-Katy-Perry-During-Ride-On-Disneyland-Astro-Orbiter/?utm_source=fediverse

American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-hostages-in-gaza-disguise-themselves-as-ms-13-gang-members-so-democrats-will-fight-to-bring-them-home/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Agrees To Bring Garcia Home If El Salvador Will Keep Cory Booker

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-agrees-to-bring-garcia-home-if-el-salvador-will-keep-cory-booker/?utm_source=fediverse

Maine Sues To Allow Sasquatch To Continue Competing In Women's Sports

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10 People We'd Like To Launch Into Space

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Sorry Excuse For A Church Only Has One Service LOOOOOOOOL

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Biden Gives Powerful Speech Reminding Nation Why He's No Longer President

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Harvard Awards Honorary Degree To Man Who Firebombed Governor Shapiro's House

https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-awards-honorary-degree-to-man-who-firebombed-governor-shapiros-house/?utm_source=fediverse

'A Woman Is An Adult Human Female' Rules U.K. Judge That Looks Suspiciously Like Matt Walsh In A Powdered Wig

https://babylonbee.com/news/a-woman-is-an-adult-human-female-rules-uk-judge-that-looks-suspiciously-like-matt-walsh-in-a-powdered-wig/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Loopholes To Help You Avoid Paying Taxes

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California Mandates Homeowners Install Wheelchair Ramps On Porches For Disabled Burglars

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Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem

https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-warns-loss-of-federal-funding-will-cripple-their-ability-to-find-solution-for-the-jewish-problem/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Reasons Women Make Better Astronauts Than Men

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Trump Summons Elon Musk To Oval Office To Help Him Open A PDF

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-summons-elon-to-oval-office-to-help-him-open-a-pdf/?utm_source=fediverse

Health Tip: To Beat Those Spring Allergies, Try Diving Headfirst Into A Volcano

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Trump Reveals He Took 'Which Harry Potter House Are You In?' Quiz And He's A Gryffindor

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-reveals-he-took-which-harry-potter-house-are-you-in-quiz-and-hes-a-gryffindor/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Sadly Informs Son After Watching 'Return Of The Jedi' That They Never Made Any More Star Wars Movies

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Top 10 Hottest Hunks According To Taylor Lorenz

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Man Realizes Last 8 Months Of Career Could Have Been An Email

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