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Terrified Luigi Mangione Files Restraining Order Against Taylor Lorenz

https://babylonbee.com/news/luigi-mangione-files-for-restraining-order-on-this-crazy-chick-taylor-lorenz/?utm_source=fediverse

Gretchen Whitmer Sneaks Into White House Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/gretchen-whitmer-sneaks-into-white-house-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Donkey Entering Jerusalem Glad To Be Finally Getting Recognition He Deserves

https://babylonbee.com/news/donkey-entering-jerusalem-glad-to-be-finally-getting-recognition-he-deserves/?utm_source=fediverse

Concentration Camp Prisoners Concerned China Being Bullied By America

https://babylonbee.com/news/china-explains-guy-in-tiananmen-square-was-protesting-american-bullying/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: Get Real Starbucks Taste At Home By Dumping Hot Water Over Cigarette Ashes

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-get-real-starbucks-taste-at-home-by-dumping-hot-water-over-cigarette-ashes/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Surprising Findings From Trump's Physical

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-surprising-findings-from-trumps-physical/?utm_source=fediverse

Apple Warns China Tariffs Could Negatively Impact Child Slave Employment Opportunities

https://babylonbee.com/news/apple-warns-china-tariffs-could-impact-child-slave-employment-opportunities/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Things More Exciting Than Watching Golf

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-more-exciting-than-watching-golf/?utm_source=fediverse

'Minecraft' Revealed To Be Psyop To Prepare Kids For Return Of American Coal Mines

https://babylonbee.com/news/minecraft-revealed-to-be-psyop-to-prepare-kids-for-return-of-american-coal-mines/?utm_source=fediverse

Get A Load Of This White-Knighting SIMP Saving A Princess From A Dragon

https://babylonbee.com/news/get-a-load-of-this-white-knighting-simp-saving-a-princess-from-a-dragon/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas Bans Sale Of Assault Rifles With Capacity Of Less Than 30 Rounds

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-bans-sale-of-assault-rifles-with-capacity-of-less-than-30-rounds/?utm_source=fediverse

'Man, People Are Going To LOVE Reading This One,' Says Moses While Writing Leviticus

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-people-are-going-to-love-reading-this-one-says-moses-while-writing-leviticus/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Vow To Get Really Serious About Cutting Spending In Like 20 Or 30 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-vow-to-get-really-serious-about-cutting-spending-in-like-20-or-30-years/?utm_source=fediverse

China Trade War Update: Trump Classifies Panda Express As Domestic Terror Organization

https://babylonbee.com/news/china-trade-war-update-trump-classifies-panda-express-as-domestic-terror-organization/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Can't Wait For America To Finally Be Great Again So He Can Stop Wearing Itchy Trucker Hat

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-cant-wait-for-america-to-finally-be-great-so-he-can-stop-wearing-itchy-trucker-hat/?utm_source=fediverse

Protesters Remain Unaffected By Trump’s Shower Head Deregulation

https://babylonbee.com/news/leftist-protestors-unaffected-by-trumps-showerhead-deregulation/?utm_source=fediverse

Israelite King Would Just Once Like Prophets To Say God Is Pleased and Everything Is Dandy

https://babylonbee.com/news/israelite-king-would-just-once-like-prophets-to-say-god-is-pleased-and-everything-is-dandy/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Can't Wait To Get Out There And Suck At Golf Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-cant-wait-to-get-out-there-and-suck-at-golf-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Worried Trump May Not Have China's Best Interests At Heart

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-concerned-trump-may-not-have-chinas-best-interests-at-heart/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Checks News To See Whether Retirement Account Bankrupt Or Has A Million Dollars

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-checks-news-to-see-if-retirement-account-vanished-or-has-a-million-dollars/?utm_source=fediverse