Democrats Begin Chugging Artificial Food Dyes To Protest RFK
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-begin-chugging-artificial-food-dyes-to-protest-rfk/?utm_source=fediverse
For First Time In History, Supreme Court Has 5 Female Justices
https://babylonbee.com/news/historic-for-first-time-in-history-supreme-court-has-5-female-justices/?utm_source=fediverse
Next Pope To Be Chosen Via Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course
https://babylonbee.com/news/next-pope-to-be-chosen-via-ninja-warrior-obstacle-course/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Frontrunners To Be The Next Pope
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-frontrunners-to-be-the-next-pope/?utm_source=fediverse
MS-13 Added To LGBTQ Acronym
https://babylonbee.com/news/ms-13-added-to-lgbtq-acronym/?utm_source=fediverse
Woman Hears Trumpets Indicating Christ's Return, Frantically Begins Cleaning House
https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-hears-trumpets-indicating-christs-return-frantically-begins-cleaning-house/?utm_source=fediverse
Christianity Today: 'Jesus May Not Have Existed And The Bible Is A Lie And God Is Dead'
https://babylonbee.com/news/christianity-today-jesus-may-not-have-existed-and-the-bible-is-a-lie-and-god-is-dead/?utm_source=fediverse
Catholic Church To Consider Electing Pope Who's A Catholic This Time
https://babylonbee.com/news/catholic-church-to-consider-electing-pope-whos-a-catholic-this-time/?utm_source=fediverse
Dalai Lama Quietly Cancels Scheduled Meeting With JD Vance
https://babylonbee.com/news/dalai-lama-quietly-cancels-scheduled-meeting-with-jd-vance/?utm_source=fediverse
Life Hack: In Lieu Of Reading Book Of Revelation, Just Go Outside And Watch It Happen
https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-in-lieu-of-reading-book-of-revelation-just-go-outside-and-watch-it-happen/?utm_source=fediverse
To Overrule The Supreme Court, Trump Establishes New Ultra Supreme Mega Court
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-overrule-the-supreme-court-trump-establishes-new-ultra-supreme-mega-court/?utm_source=fediverse
Awkward Start As Saint Peter Asks Francis If He Can Have His Pope Hat Back
https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-start-as-saint-peter-asks-francis-if-he-can-have-his-pope-hat-back/?utm_source=fediverse
Did Dad Get A Glow Up? Yep, That’s A Sexy New Plaid Shirt From Walmart
https://babylonbee.com/news/did-dad-get-a-glow-up-yep-thats-a-sexy-new-plaid-shirt-from-walmart/?utm_source=fediverse
People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out
https://babylonbee.com/news/people-who-bypassed-legal-process-in-migrating-to-usa-demand-due-process-before-being-kicked-out/?utm_source=fediverse
Roman Authorities Investigating Jesus For Violating Stay-In-Tomb Order
https://babylonbee.com/news/roman-authorities-investigating-jesus-for-violating-stay-in-tomb-order/?utm_source=fediverse
St. John Signs Lucrative Nike Endorsement After Beating St. Peter To Tomb
https://babylonbee.com/news/st-john-signs-lucrative-nike-endorsement-after-beating-st-peter-to-tomb/?utm_source=fediverse
Jackpot: Local Church Has Organ, Hymnals, Male Pastor
https://babylonbee.com/news/jackpot-local-church-has-organ-hymnals-male-pastor/?utm_source=fediverse
Roman Soldier Assigned To Guard Tomb Of Some Jewish Carpenter Looking Forward To Uneventful Weekend
https://babylonbee.com/news/roman-soldier-in-charge-of-guarding-tomb-of-a-troublemaking-jewish-carpenter-looking-forward-to-an-uneventful-weekend/?utm_source=fediverse
Matt Walsh Jumps Out Of Bushes At Easter Egg Hunt To Inform The Kids Bunnies Laying Eggs Is Biologically Impossible
https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-jumps-out-of-the-bushes-at-easter-egg-hunt-to-inform-the-kids-bunnies-laying-eggs-is-biologically-impossible/?utm_source=fediverse
Family Arriving For Easter Service Surprised How Different Church Looks Without The Christmas Decorations
https://babylonbee.com/news/family-arriving-for-easter-service-surprised-how-different-church-looks-without-all-the-christmas-decorations/?utm_source=fediverse
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