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FBI Agents Discover 17 More Illegals Hiding In Judge Dugan’s Robe

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-agents-discover-17-more-illegals-hiding-in-judge-dugans-robe/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Saves Hundreds Of Thousands In Student Loans By Just Learning How To Hate Jews On The Internet

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-saves-hundreds-of-thousands-in-student-loans-by-just-learning-how-to-hate-jews-on-the-internet/?utm_source=fediverse

'Christianity Today' Announces It Has Converted To Islam

https://babylonbee.com/news/christianity-today-announces-it-has-converted-to-islam/?utm_source=fediverse

Federal Judge Travels Back In Time To Overturn Trump’s Birth

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-travels-back-in-time-to-overturn-trumps-birth/?utm_source=fediverse

Player Drafted By Cleveland Browns Decides To Just Retire Instead

https://babylonbee.com/news/player-drafted-by-cleveland-browns-decides-to-just-retire-instead/?utm_source=fediverse

Ignorant Kids Have No Idea How Cool Dad Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/ignorant-kids-have-no-idea-how-cool-dad-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: This Guy Spent $500k On Ivy League Education And All He Knows How To Do Is Chant ‘Free Palestine’

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-this-guy-spent-500k-on-ivy-league-education-and-all-he-knows-how-to-do-is-chant-free-palestine/?utm_source=fediverse

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Debunks 12 Popular Song Lyrics

https://babylonbee.com/news/neil-degrasse-tyson-debunks-12-popular-song-lyrics/?utm_source=fediverse

'You're Going To Make It,' Says TV ER Doctor To Patient Who's Definitely Going To Die At The End Of The Episode

https://babylonbee.com/news/youre-going-to-make-it-says-tv-er-doctor-to-patient-whos-definitely-going-to-die-at-the-end-of-the-episode/?utm_source=fediverse

Support Grows For Requiring Supreme Court Justices To Pass Cognitive Tests

https://babylonbee.com/news/support-grows-for-requiring-supreme-court-justices-to-pass-cognitive-tests/?utm_source=fediverse

God Introduces New Hydrating, Zero Sugar Beverage With No Artificial Dyes

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-introduces-new-hydrating-zero-sugar-beverage-with-no-artificial-dyes/?utm_source=fediverse

South American Countries Outraged At Being Flooded With Own Citizens

https://babylonbee.com/news/south-american-countries-outraged-at-being-flooded-with-own-citizens/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Exciting New Dye-Free Foods Coming In The Wake Of RFK's Ban

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-new-food-products-in-the-wake-of-the-dye-ban/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump's Skin Returns To Normal Human Color After Ban On Artificial Dyes

https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-skin-returns-to-normal-human-color-after-ban-on-artificial-dyes/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Solemnly Informs Wife They Must Do Their Part To Help Nation's Falling Birthrate

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-solemnly-informs-wife-they-must-do-their-part-to-help-nations-falling-birthrate/?utm_source=fediverse

False Alarm: Smoke Coming From Vatican Just Cardinal Steve Accidentally Burning Toast Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/false-alarm-smoke-coming-from-vatican-just-cardinal-steve-accidentally-burning-toast-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Easter Bunny Dead After Meeting With JD Vance

https://babylonbee.com/news/easter-bunny-dead-after-meeting-with-jd-vance/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Tells Americans To Reply ‘STOP’ If They No Longer Wish To Receive Hegseth’s Texts About Upcoming Military Strikes

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-tells-americans-to-reply-stop-if-they-no-longer-wish-to-receive-hegseths-texts-about-upcoming-military-strikes/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN: Behind Closed Doors Pope Is Still Focused, Sharp, And Energetic

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-reports-behind-closed-doors-pope-is-focused-sharp-and-energetic/?utm_source=fediverse

After Food Dye Ban, Fruity Pebbles To Be Changed To Whitey Pebbles

https://babylonbee.com/news/fruity-pebbles-to-be-changed-to-whitey-pebbles/?utm_source=fediverse