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Plastic Army Men: RANKED

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Bill Belichick Puts Girlfriend In Pack 'N Play Until Practice Is Over

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-belichick-puts-girlfriend-in-pack-n-play-til-practice-is-over/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Says No Evidence Demon-Horned Man With Sith Tattoos And Red Lightsaber A Member Of The Sith

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-says-no-evidence-demon-horned-man-with-sith-tattoos-and-red-lightsaber-a-member-of-the-sith/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Distraught After Finding Soccer Ball Under Son’s Bed

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-distraught-after-finding-soccer-ball-under-sons-bed/?utm_source=fediverse

Heaven Issues Clarification That God Will Answer All Prayers But This Doesn't Mean He'll Give You Force Powers

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-issues-clarification-that-god-will-answer-all-prayers-but-this-doesnt-mean-hell-give-you-force-powers/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Livestream Speech Will Charge $25 To Use Mute Button

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-livestream-speech-will-charge-25-to-use-mute-button/?utm_source=fediverse

Newly Discovered Third Epistle To Timothy Features Paul Warning Him Against Starting A Podcast

https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-discovered-third-epistle-to-timothy-features-paul-warning-him-against-starting-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

Global Birth Rates Hit Historic Lows As Elon Musk Busy With DOGE

https://babylonbee.com/news/global-fertility-rates-hit-historic-lows-as-elon-musk-busy-with-doge/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Changes New Prime Minister Will Bring To Canada

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Europe Promises To Get The Electricity Back Up ASAP So Everyone Can Hear The Muslim Calls To Prayer

https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-promises-to-get-the-electricity-back-up-asap-so-everyone-can-hear-the-muslim-calls-to-prayer-over-the-loudspeakers/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Beginning To Suspect Husband's Thoughtful, Relevant Responses To Her Texts Might Be A.I. Generated

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-beginning-to-suspect-husbands-thoughtful-relevant-responses-to-her-texts-might-be-ai-generated/?utm_source=fediverse

Canada Surpasses California As State With Most Liberal Governor

https://babylonbee.com/news/canada-surpasses-california-as-state-with-most-liberal-governor/?utm_source=fediverse

Women Shocked To Learn Pill Designed To Murder Babies Might Not Be Safe

https://babylonbee.com/news/women-shocked-to-learn-pill-designed-to-murder-babies-might-not-be-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

With No Pope to Oversee Them, Cardinals Stay Up All Night Playing Goldeneye And Building Pillow Forts

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-no-pope-to-oversee-them-cardinals-stay-up-all-night-playing-goldeneye-and-building-pillow-forts/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Hold Candlelight Vigil In Front Of Illegal Immigrant Mug Shots

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-senators-arrive-at-white-house-to-lay-flowers-in-front-of-migrant-gang-mug-shots/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Issues New Striped Robes For Federal Judges

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-issues-new-striped-robes-for-federal-judges/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Biden Arrested For Harboring 11 Million Illegal Aliens

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-arrested-for-harboring-11-million-illegal-aliens/?utm_source=fediverse

Behold! New Babylon Bee Merch Has Arrived

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Trump Stuns Pope Funeral Attendees With Breathtaking Rendition Of 'Ave Maria'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-wows-pope-funeral-attendees-with-stunning-rendition-of-ave-maria/?utm_source=fediverse

Shedeur Sanders Drafted By McDonald's In 3rd Round

https://babylonbee.com/news/shedeur-sanders-drafted-by-mcdonalds-in-3rd-round/?utm_source=fediverse