Man Thanks God He Is Not Like These Sorry Churchgoers All Around Him Who Can't Sing A Harmony
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thanks-god-he-is-not-like-these-sorry-churchgoers-all-around-him-who-cant-sing-a-harmony/?utm_source=fediverse
Chicago Mayor Insists He Has Never Discriminated Against White-Boy Honky Crackers
https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-insists-he-has-never-discriminated-against-white-boy-honky-crackers/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-jobs-that-are-totally-safe-from-being-replaced-by-ai/?utm_source=fediverse
Donald Trump Declares War On Mexico After Attack On Brooklyn Bridge
https://babylonbee.com/news/a-day-that-will-live-in-infamy-donald-trump-declares-war-on-mexico-after-attack-on-brooklyn-bridge/?utm_source=fediverse
Caitlin Clark Indicted For Murder After Fouling Angel Reese
https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-indicted-for-murder-after-fouling-angel-reese/?utm_source=fediverse
Experts Say AI Unlikely To Replace Government Bureaucrats As It's Not Soulless Enough
https://babylonbee.com/news/good-news-for-government-bureaucrats-experts-say-ai-is-unlikely-to-replace-them-as-its-not-soulless-enough/?utm_source=fediverse
Alarming: Thanks To Public School Funding Cuts, This Five-Year-Old Student Doesn't Know All The Variant Sexual Lusts Adults Can Have
https://babylonbee.com/news/alarming-this-five-year-old-student-doesnt-know-all-the-variant-sexual-lusts-adults-can-have/?utm_source=fediverse
Karine Jean-Pierre Insists Joe Biden Is Cancer-Free
https://babylonbee.com/news/karine-jean-pierre-insists-joe-biden-is-cancer-free/?utm_source=fediverse
Far-Right Christian Extremists Pray For Joe Biden
https://babylonbee.com/news/far-right-christian-extremists-pray-for-joe-biden/?utm_source=fediverse
Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-who-invented-dip--squeeze-ketchup-packaging-awarded-nobel-peace-prize/?utm_source=fediverse
Family Shopping For A New Church After Finding Out Their Current Church Has Sinners In It
https://babylonbee.com/news/family-shopping-for-a-new-church-after-finding-out-their-current-church-has-sinners-in-it/?utm_source=fediverse
New Evidence Suggests Noah’s Wife Was Steering The Ark When It Hit Mount Ararat
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-evidence-suggests-noahs-wife-was-steering-the-ark-when-it-hit-mt-ararat/?utm_source=fediverse
9 Lesser-Known Healing Miracles In the Bible
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-lesser-known-healing-miracles-in-the-bible/?utm_source=fediverse
New Subscription Service Sends Dads A New Pair Of Cargo Pants Every 9 Years
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-subscription-service-sends-dads-a-new-pair-of-cargo-pants-every-9-years/?utm_source=fediverse
Ghost Of Pete Rose Bets On Hall Of Fame Induction
https://babylonbee.com/news/ghost-of-pete-rose-bets-on-hall-of-fame-induction/?utm_source=fediverse
Study: Nobody Thinks They’re Stupid, But Many Are
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-nobody-thinks-theyre-stupid-but-many-are/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Asks When He’ll Get To See The Elves And Hobbits On His Middle East Tour
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-asks-when-hell-get-to-see-the-elves-and-hobbits-on-his-middle-east-tour/?utm_source=fediverse
Worrying: America Is Just As Unprepared Now For A Giant Monkey Climbing Skyscrapers As We Were In 1933
https://babylonbee.com/news/worrying-america-is-just-as-unprepared-now-for-a-giant-monkey-climbing-skyscrapers-as-we-were-in-1933/?utm_source=fediverse
Amazing: James Comey Finds Natural Rock Formation Spelling Out 'EXPLODE TRUMP'S HEAD WITH A BOOMERANG'
https://babylonbee.com/news/amazing-james-comey-finds-natural-rock-formation-spelling-out-explode-trumps-head-with-a-boomerang/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Has Extremely Blessed Day After Kindly Old Black Woman Tells Him To Have A Blessed Day
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-has-extremely-blessed-day-after-kindly-old-black-woman-tells-him-to-have-a-blessed-day/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.