The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who You’re Allowed To Be Racist Against

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-police-release-updated-chart-showing-who-youre-allowed-to-be-racist-against/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Says He Will Build Wall Separating East New York From West New York

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-says-he-will-build-wall-separating-east-new-york-from-west-new-york/?utm_source=fediverse

Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census, Leaving California With Population Of 12

https://babylonbee.com/news/illegal-immigrants-removed-from-census-leaving-california-with-population-of-12/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus Delights Crowd By Miraculously Turning Oatmeal Raisin Cookies Into Chocolate Chip

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-delights-crowd-by-miraculously-turning-oatmeal-raisin-cookies-into-chocolate-chip/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Spends Six Years Digging Tunnel From Church Parking Lot To Sanctuary So He Can Avoid Greeters

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-spends-six-years-digging-tunnel-from-church-parking-lot-to-sanctuary-so-he-can-avoid-greeters/?utm_source=fediverse

Thomas Massie Unveils Small, Ugly Budget Bill With A Great Personality

https://babylonbee.com/news/thomas-massie-unveils-small-ugly-budget-bill-with-a-great-personality/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Sends Optimus Robot Back In Time To Terminate 'Big Beautiful Bill'

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-sends-optimus-robot-back-in-time-to-terminate-big-beautiful-bill/?utm_source=fediverse

Ford Debuts World’s First Autonomous Car To Leave Factory And Drive Straight To Shop For Repairs

https://babylonbee.com/news/ford-debuts-worlds-first-autonomous-car-to-leave-factory-and-drive-straight-to-shop-for-repairs/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Reports Viewership ‘Largely Intact’

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-reports-viewership-largely-intact/?utm_source=fediverse

Man In Search Of New Church After Finding Out His Pastor Likes The Disney Star Wars Movies

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-in-search-of-new-church-after-finding-out-his-pastor-likes-the-disney-star-wars-movies/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Clarifies He Is Not A Communist, He Merely Wants To Seize The Means Of Production And Put All The Capitalists In Gulags

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-clarifies-that-he-is-not-a-communist-he-just-wants-the-government-to-seize-the-means-of-production-and-abolish-private-property-and-put-capitalists-in-gulags/?utm_source=fediverse

KBJ Issues Savage Dissent In Form Of TikTok Dance

https://babylonbee.com/news/kbj-issues-savage-dissent-in-form-of-tiktok-dance/?utm_source=fediverse

District Court Issues Nationwide Injunction Against Supreme Court Ruling

https://babylonbee.com/news/district-court-issues-nationwide-injunction-on-supreme-court-ruling/?utm_source=fediverse

Pride Parade Followed Closely By Disinfectant Parade

https://babylonbee.com/news/pride-parade-followed-closely-by-disinfectant-parade/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Sues Gavin Newsom For Ruining His Political Career

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-sues-gavin-newsom-for-ruining-his-political-career/?utm_source=fediverse

Pastor Resigns In Disgrace After Failing To Use Greek Word In Sermon

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-resigns-in-disgrace-after-failing-to-use-greek-word-in-sermon/?utm_source=fediverse

Jeff Bezos's Wedding 100% Funded By Your Wife's Amazon Purchases

https://babylonbee.com/news/jeff-bezoss-wedding-100-funded-by-your-wifes-amazon-purchases/?utm_source=fediverse

Bad Sign? Trump Shoots Lightning from His Finger Tips While Screaming ‘Unlimited Power!’ After Latest SCOTUS Ruling

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-sign-trump-shoots-lightning-from-his-finger-tips-while-screaming-unlimited-power-after-latest-scotus-ruling/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Wakes Up Filled With Regret For Not Having More To Drink Last Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-wakes-up-filled-with-regret-for-not-having-more-to-drink-last-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Mexican Restaurant's Authenticity Questioned After Experiencing Zero ICE Raids

https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-authenticity-questioned-after-zero-ice-raids/?utm_source=fediverse