The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Catholics And Orthodox Finally Unite To Denounce Wham's 'Last Christmas'

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholics-and-protestants-finally-unite-to-denounce-whams-last-christmas/?utm_source=fediverse

Is It A War Crime? Ask The Babylon Bee

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-it-a-war-crime-ask-the-babylon-bee/?utm_source=fediverse

Great Commission Fulfilled: Woman Purchases ‘All I Need Is Coffee And Jesus’ Mug

https://babylonbee.com/news/great-commission-fulfilled-woman-purchases-all-i-need-is-coffee-and-jesus-mug/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Accuse Luke Skywalker Of War Crimes For Using More Than One Proton Torpedo Against Death Star

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-accuse-luke-skywalker-of-war-crimes-for-using-more-than-one-proton-torpedo-against-death-star/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-tips-to-take-your-megachurch-christmas-eve-service-to-the-next-level/?utm_source=fediverse

TSA Warns Anyone Who Doesn't Acquire A Real ID Will Be Sent To Line Manned By Creepy Kevin

https://babylonbee.com/news/tsa-warns-anyone-who-doesnt-acquire-a-real-id-will-be-sent-to-line-manned-by-creepy-kevin/?utm_source=fediverse

Child Treats Mom To Deep-Tissue Back Massage At 4 A.M.

https://babylonbee.com/news/child-treats-mom-to-deep-tissue-back-massage-at-4-am/?utm_source=fediverse

Minnesota Added To Trump's Third-World Travel Ban

https://babylonbee.com/news/minnesota-added-to-trumps-third-world-travel-ban/?utm_source=fediverse

MRI Confirms President Donald Trump Has Incurable Advanced-Stage Patriotism

https://babylonbee.com/news/mri-confirms-president-donald-trump-has-incurable-advanced-stage-patriotism/?utm_source=fediverse

Husbands: 17 Things They Are Good For

https://babylonbee.com/news/husbands-17-things-they-are-good-for/?utm_source=fediverse

Bad At Praying? Here Are 11 Surefire Ways To Improve Your Prayer Life

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-at-praying-here-are-11-surefire-ways-to-improve-your-prayer-life/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats' Poll Numbers Surging Among Key Narcoterrorist Demographic

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-poll-numbers-surging-among-key-narcoterrorist-demographic/?utm_source=fediverse

Ilhan Omar Argues She Should Be Able To Stay In Horrible Country She Hates

https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-argues-she-should-be-able-to-stay-in-horrible-country-she-hates/?utm_source=fediverse

Hegseth Halts U.S. Demand For Illegal Drugs By Drone Striking Hunter Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/hegseth-halts-us-demand-for-illegal-drugs-by-drone-striking-hunter-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Offers Journalists Free Tampons To Stop Talking About Fraud Scandal

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-offers-journalists-free-tampons-to-stop-talking-about-fraud-scandal/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Longs For Good Old Days When Black Friday Shopping Was Done In Person And Everyone Feared For Their Lives

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-longs-for-good-old-days-when-black-friday-shopping-was-done-in-person-and-everyone-feared-for-their-lives/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-missed-black-friday-forced-to-buy-tv-for-same-price-but-without-giant-black-friday-sale-tag/?utm_source=fediverse

'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-lord-bless-this-food-to-my-body-says-man-eating-6-kinds-of-leftover-pie-for-breakfast/?utm_source=fediverse

‘No Thanks,’ Says Hungry Homeless Man After Being Offered Marshmallow Jello Salad

https://babylonbee.com/news/no-thanks-says-hungry-homeless-man-after-being-offered-marshmallow-jello-salad/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Believe Young Rich Man Went Away Sad When Jesus Told Him To Sell All His Possessions Because He Had The Nintendo Power Glove

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-believe-young-rich-man-went-away-sad-when-jesus-told-him-to-sell-all-his-possessions-because-he-had-the-nintendo-power-glove/?utm_source=fediverse