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Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder

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Cheer Up, Libs! Here’s 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year

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Reminder: If You Leave Your Kids Home Alone This Holiday Season, Make Sure They Have Plenty Of Paint Cans, Blowtorches, And A Cutout Of Michael Jordan

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Family Institutes Thanksgiving Debate Rules Allowing 2-Minute Speeches With 1-Minute Rebuttal

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-institutes-thanksgiving-debate-rules-allowing-2-minute-speeches-with-1-minute-rebuttal/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Holding Out Hope This Will Finally Be Thanksgiving Where Turkey Explodes In Epic Fireball

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-holding-out-hope-this-will-finally-be-thanksgiving-where-turkey-explodes-in-epic-fireball/?utm_source=fediverse

Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-people-who-prefer-ham-at-thanksgiving-will-not-enter-the-kingdom/?utm_source=fediverse

Indians Politely Decline Taste Of Pilgrims' World-Famous Homemade Smallpox Casserole

https://babylonbee.com/news/indians-politely-decline-taste-of-pilgrims-world-famous-homemade-smallpox-casserole/?utm_source=fediverse

‘That Ukraine-Russia Peace Deal? I Brokered It. Me!’ Marco Rubio Tells Everyone At Thanksgiving Kids' Table

https://babylonbee.com/news/that-ukraine-russia-peace-deal-i-brokered-it-me-marco-rubio-tells-everyone-at-thanksgiving-kids-table/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump's Strategy Of Hiring Lawyers Based On Bust Size Not Working As Well As Anticipated

https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-strategy-of-hiring-lawyers-based-on-bust-size-not-working-as-well-as-anticipated/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Reminds Americans To Give Thanks For Him This Holiday

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-reminds-americans-to-give-thanks-for-him-this-holiday/?utm_source=fediverse

Mall Santa Prepares For Seasonal Gig By Cutting Off Ankle Monitor

https://babylonbee.com/news/mall-santa-prepares-for-seasonal-gig-by-cutting-off-ankle-monitor/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Say AI Could Replace The Jobs Of Not Only Humans, But Also Lawyers

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-say-ai-could-replace-the-jobs-of-not-only-humans-but-also-lawyers/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Torn Between Learning New Board Game Or Getting PhD In Quantum Physics

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Chicago Judge Hoping 23rd Time Is The Charm For Rehabilitating Violent Criminal

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Radio Turned Off Once Again As 'Santa Baby' Comes On For The 5th Time This Hour

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Nice Day Outdoors Drinking With The Boys Keeps Getting Interrupted By Having To Hit Little White Ball

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Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-heals-demon-possessed-man-by-taking-away-his-smartphone/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Sad As She Realizes Husband Will Never Look At Her Like He Looks At A Cool Suspension Bridge

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-sad-as-she-realizes-husband-will-never-look-at-her-like-he-looks-at-a-cool-suspension-bridge/?utm_source=fediverse

10 More Groups Trump Is Designating As Terrorist Organizations

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Shire Doctors Link High Cancer Rate To Use Of Pipeweed

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