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Trump One-Ups Kamala By Visiting Border And Handing Out Copies Of 'Art Of The Deal'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-one-ups-kamala-by-visiting-border-and-handing-out-copies-of-art-of-the-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Progressive Church Unveils Stained Glass Window Of Dr. Fauci

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-church-unveils-stained-glass-window-of-dr-fauci/?utm_source=fediverse

All Scientists Forced To Retire After Realizing The Science Is Now Settled

https://babylonbee.com/news/All-Scientists-Retire-After-Realizing-The-Science-Is-Now-Settled/?utm_source=fediverse

Portland Mayor Announces Plans To Crack Down On Antifa Before It Gets Out Of Hand

https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-mayor-announces-plans-to-crack-down-on-antifa-before-it-gets-out-of-hand/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Ways To Help Your Wife Around The House Without Putting In Too Much Effort

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-to-help-your-wife-with-house-work-without-putting-too-much-effort-in/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Fights Back Against Caitlyn Jenner By Announcing He Too Is Transgender

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-fights-back-against-caitlyn-jenner-by-announcing-he-too-is-transgender/?utm_source=fediverse

Playskool Releases 'My First Knife Fight' Playset

https://babylonbee.com/news/playskool-releases-my-first-knife-fight-playset/?utm_source=fediverse

L.A. Homeless Man Feeling Unsafe As Limos Full Of Drug Addicts And Perverts Show Up In His Neighborhood

https://babylonbee.com/news/homeless-outside-oscars-getting-annoyed-at-all-the-shady-drug-addicts-suddenly-arriving-in-their-neighborhood/?utm_source=fediverse

Oscars Delayed To Clear Out Massive Tent City On Red Carpet

https://babylonbee.com/news/oscars-delayed-to-clear-out-massive-tent-city-on-red-carpet/?utm_source=fediverse

Planned Parenthood Distances Themselves From Margaret Sanger By Continuing Her Legacy

https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-distances-themselves-from-margaret-sanger-by-continuing-her-legacy/?utm_source=fediverse

Four-Year-Old Excited To Learn Her Pet Fish Is Magic And Changes Colors After Every Family Vacation

https://babylonbee.com/news/four-year-old-excited-to-learn-her-pet-fish-is-magic-and-changes-colors-after-every-family-vacation/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Demand Statehood For Epstein's Private Island

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-demand-statehood-for-epsteins-private-island/?utm_source=fediverse

'That Girl Getting Stabbed Wasn't In Danger,' Says Man Who Flops Any Time Another Player Gets Within Six Feet Of Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/that-girl-getting-stabbed-wasnt-in-danger-says-man-who-flops-anytime-anyone-gets-within-six-feet-of-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Unclear What Political Party Man Belongs To Since He's Wearing Both A MAGA Hat And A Mask

https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-what-political-party-man-belongs-to-as-he-is-wearing-both-a-maga-hat-and-a-mask/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds Anyone Still Wearing A Mask At This Point Is Probably Just Super Ugly

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-anyone-still-wearing-a-mask-is-probably-super-ugly/?utm_source=fediverse

NBC News Edits Footage Of Michael Myers To Make It Look Like He's Just Handing Flowers To The Townspeople

https://babylonbee.com/news/nbc-edits-footage-of-michael-myers-to-make-it-look-like-hes-handing-flowers-to-townspeople/?utm_source=fediverse

Not Good: Test For Getting Into Heaven Will Be Whether You Can Plug A USB Cable In Properly On The First Try

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-good-test-for-getting-into-heaven-will-be-whether-you-can-put-a-usb-cable-in-properly-on-the-first-try/?utm_source=fediverse

Police Convert Antifa Into Productive Members Of Society By Playing Jordan Peterson Clips On Giant Video Screen

https://babylonbee.com/news/effective-new-strategy-riot-police-to-play-jordan-peterson-clips-on-giant-video-screen/?utm_source=fediverse

New Young Earth Creationist Nuggets Feature Dinos And Humans Living Together Peacefully

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-young-earth-creationist-nuggets-feature-dinos-and-humans-living-together-peacefully/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Techniques To Guarantee God Will Hear Your Prayer

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-techniques-to-guarantee-god-will-hear-your-prayer/?utm_source=fediverse