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Dems: 'If America Isn't Racist, How Do You Explain These White Hoods We're Wearing?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-if-america-isnt-racist-how-do-you-explain-the-hats-were-wearing/?utm_source=fediverse

'Who Are You? Where Are My Pills?' Says Biden In Dynamic Speech Echoing All Of America's Concerns

https://babylonbee.com/news/who-are-you-where-are-my-pills-says-biden-in-dynamic-speech-echoing-all-of-americas-concerns/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Family Buys Second Freezer To Hold All The Mushy Bananas They're Saving For Banana Bread

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-buys-second-freezer-to-hold-all-the-mushy-bananas-theyre-saving-for-banana-bread/?utm_source=fediverse

Inclusivity Win: 'Uno' To Be Renamed 'Unx'

https://babylonbee.com/news/mattel-introduces-new-more-inclusive-card-game-unx/?utm_source=fediverse

Having Stolen Everything From Your Great-Grandchildren, Democrats Move On To Your Great-Great-Grandchildren

https://babylonbee.com/news/having-stolen-everything-from-your-great-grandchildren-biden-moves-on-to-your-great-great-grandchildren/?utm_source=fediverse

A Handy Guide To Translating Your Wife's Facial Expressions

https://babylonbee.com/news/a-handy-guide-to-translating-your-wifes-facial-expressions/?utm_source=fediverse

Israel Asks John Kerry To Remove Explosive Vest Before Entering Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-asks-john-kerry-to-remove-explosive-vest-before-entering-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Yellowstone Says They May Soon Let Buffalo Stop Wearing Masks

https://babylonbee.com/news/yellowstone-says-they-may-soon-let-buffalo-stop-wearing-masks/?utm_source=fediverse

Cuomo Regretting Killing All Those Elderly After Losing House Seat

https://babylonbee.com/news/cuomo-regretting-killing-all-those-elderly-after-losing-house-seat/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Now Recommends Wearing A Seat Belt Even When You’re Outside The Car

https://babylonbee.com/news/car-manufacturers-now-recommend-wearing-a-seatbelt-even-when-youre-outside-the-car/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are 7 Shows That Got Better Ratings Than The Oscars

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-shows-that-got-better-ratings-than-the-oscars/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Wears Mask On Zoom Call In Case COVID Has Mutated Into A Computer Virus

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-wears-mask-on-zoom-call-in-case-covid-has-become-a-computer-virus/?utm_source=fediverse

Entire Water Polo Team Drowns Kneeling For National Anthem

https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-water-polo-team-drowns-kneeling-for-national-anthem/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Guide To Choosing Safer Activities

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-choosing-safer-activities/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Must Stop Eating Beef To Fight Climate Change,' Says Scientist Who Looks Suspiciously Like Chick-Fil-A Cow In A Lab Coat

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientist-saying-we-need-to-stop-eating-beef-to-prevent-climate-change-looks-suspiciously-like-a-chick-fil-a-cow-in-a-lab-coat/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Officials Recommend People Stop Giving Them Wedgies

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-officials-recommend-people-stop-giving-them-wedgies/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: What Kids These Days Need Is A Good Old-Fashioned World War

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-what-kids-these-days-need-is-a-good-world-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Census Reveals A Concerning Amount Of Garys

https://babylonbee.com/news/census-reveals-a-dangerous-amount-of-garys/?utm_source=fediverse

New Law Will Require Cops To Call LeBron For Permission Before Making An Arrest

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-will-require-cops-to-call-lebron-for-permission-before-making-an-arrest/?utm_source=fediverse

Hasbro Releases New Version Of Clue Where Mrs. White Is Always Guilty

https://babylonbee.com/news/hasbro-releases-new-version-of-clue-where-mrs-white-is-always-guilty/?utm_source=fediverse