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Stacey Abrams Graciously Accepts Pulitzer Prize For Upcoming Romance Novels

https://babylonbee.com/news/stacy-abrams-graciously-accepts-pulitzer-prize-for-upcoming-romance-novels/?utm_source=fediverse

Chuck E. Cheese Oversight Board Decides To Continue To Ban Trump From The Ball Pit

https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-e-cheese-oversight-board-decides-to-continue-to-ban-trump-from-the-ball-pit/?utm_source=fediverse

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

https://babylonbee.com/news/cia-replaces-waterboarding-with-12-hour-lectures-on-intersectional-feminism/?utm_source=fediverse

Dr. Jill Biden Wishes Every Latinx Citizen A Happy Cincway Du Marco

https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-jill-biden-wishes-every-latinx-citizen-a-happy-cincway-du-marco/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Fact-Checks 10 Controversial Statements From President Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-fact-checks-these-key-statements-from-president-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Melinda Gates Filed For Divorce After Discovering Windows 95 Launch Video

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-melinda-gates-filed-for-divorce-after-discovering-windows-95-launch-video/?utm_source=fediverse

Police Shootings Drop To Zero After Mass Hiring Of Stormtroopers

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-shootings-drop-to-zero-after-mass-hiring-of-stormtroopers/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband’s Binge Of 'Executive Actions' Leads To Shaky Poll Numbers After First 100 Days Of Marriage

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-first-100-days-of-marriage-husband-receives-shaky-poll-numbers-thanks-to-executive-order-binge/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden: ‘With Enough Vaccinations, I’m Prepared To Authorize The Use Of Sparklers On The 4th Of July’

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-with-enough-vaccinations-im-prepared-to-authorize-sparklers-on-the-4th-of-july/?utm_source=fediverse

23% Of Galaxy Believes They Are More Unified Since Palpatine Became Emperor

https://babylonbee.com/news/23-of-galaxy-believes-they-are-more-unified-since-palpatine-became-emperor/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Baptists Begin Exodus To Promised Land Of D.C. Where Dancing Is Now Banned

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-baptists-begin-exodus-to-promised-land-of-dc-where-dancing-is-now-banned/?utm_source=fediverse

Evangelical Flips Through Book Of Revelation To Figure Out When Trump Will Be Back

https://babylonbee.com/news/evangelical-flips-through-book-of-revelation-to-figure-out-when-trump-will-be-back/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Feel Morally Superior To Everyone When Masks Are No Longer Required

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-feel-morally-superior-to-everyone-when-masks-are-no-longer-required/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Have Changed My Mind And Do Not Want A Divorce From This Amazing Handsome Man,' Says Glossy-Eyed Melinda Gates After Receiving Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-melinda-gates-suddenly-changes-mind-about-divorce-after-receiving-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse

Vaccinated Man Licks First Doorknob In Over A Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/vaccinated-man-licks-first-doorknob-in-over-a-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Newly Elected Representative Pledges To Spend Every Minute Fighting To Get Reelected

https://babylonbee.com/news/if-elected-representative-pledges-to-spend-every-minute-fighting-to-get-reelected/?utm_source=fediverse

It's Official: New White House Cat To Be Named 'Chairman Meow'

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-white-house-cat-to-be-named-chairman-meow/?utm_source=fediverse

Curb Accuses Woman Of Multiple Instances Of Vehicular Assault

https://babylonbee.com/news/curb-accuses-woman-of-multiple-instances-of-vehicular-assault/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Relocates 20,000 National Guard Troops To Inner Cities To Snipe Menthol Cigarettes Out Of People’s Mouths

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-relocates-20000-national-guard-troops-to-inner-cities-to-snipe-menthol-cigarettes-out-of-peoples-mouths/?utm_source=fediverse

Jeopardy Bans All Contestants From Having Hands

https://babylonbee.com/news/jeopardy-bans-all-contestants-from-having-hands/?utm_source=fediverse