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Shame: This Woman Gave Life To A Beautiful Child, Completely Missing Out On Soul-Crushing Corporate Career

https://babylonbee.com/news/shame-this-woman-gave-life-to-a-beautiful-child-completely-missing-out-on-a-soul-crushing-corporate-career/?utm_source=fediverse

SNL Cast Getting Stage Fright As They're Not Used To Having People Tune In To Watch Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/snl-cast-nervous-to-appear-on-episode-with-elon-musk-as-theyre-not-used-to-having-actual-audience/?utm_source=fediverse

Columbus Day Reinstated After Experts Learn Indigenous Peoples He Conquered Only Believed In Two Genders

https://babylonbee.com/news/columbus-day-reinstated-after-experts-learn-indigenous-peoples-only-believed-in-two-genders/?utm_source=fediverse

Chinese Rocket Breaks Apart Revealing Inspirational Fortune Inside

https://babylonbee.com/news/chinese-rocket-breaks-apart-revealing-whimsical-fortune-inside/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Replace Offensive Term ‘Woman’ With ‘Child Factory Who Bleeds’

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-replace-offenstive-term-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Praises Biden For Efficiently Liberating Thousands From Wage Slavery In First 100 Days In Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-praises-joe-biden-for-efficiently-liberating-thousands-from-wage-slavery-in-first-100-days-in-office/?utm_source=fediverse

Bad Dog! Major Biden Gives Nuclear Codes To China In Exchange For A Milk-Bone

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-dog-major-bit-another-wh-staffer-and-gave-nuclear-codes-to-china-in-exchange-for-a-milk-bone/?utm_source=fediverse

Forget Yo Momma Jokes -- Here Are 7 Hilarious Yo Birthing Person Jokes

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-hilarious-your-birthing-person-jokes/?utm_source=fediverse

In New Cut Of Empire Strikes Back, Vader Will Now Say 'I Am Your Non-Birthing Person!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-rereleases-empire-strikes-back-with-revised-vader-line-i-am-your-non-birthing-person/?utm_source=fediverse

'I’m Perfectly Healthy,' Says Joe Biden Through A Medium At A Séance

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-perfectly-healthy-says-biden-through-a-medium-at-a-sance/?utm_source=fediverse

Shocking Study Finds Paying People Not To Work Makes People Not Want To Work

https://babylonbee.com/news/shocking-study-finds-paying-people-not-to-work-makes-people-not-want-to-work/?utm_source=fediverse

White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-liberals-watch-in-stunned-amazement-as-black-man-acquires-id/?utm_source=fediverse

Non-Menstruating Partner Wishes Menstruating Partner A Happy Birthing Person's Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/non-menstruating-partner-wishes-menstruating-partner-a-happy-birthing-persons-day/?utm_source=fediverse

To Make Game More Exciting, Baseball To Be Played On Ice With Sticks And A Puck Instead Of A Ball

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-improve-viewership-baseball-to-be-played-on-ice-with-sticks-and-a-puck-instead-of-a-ball/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Last-Minute Mother's Day Gift Ideas For Your Wife Since We Know You Forgot

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-last-minute-mothers-day-gift-ideas-since-we-know-you-forgot/?utm_source=fediverse

Internet Inventor Al Gore Bans Trump From Internet

https://babylonbee.com/news/internet-inventor-al-gore-bans-trump-from-internet/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-to-remove-problematic-kiss-from-classic-movie-snow-white-now-to-remain-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

SNL Writers Denigrate Successful African-American Businessman

https://babylonbee.com/news/snl-writers-criticize-successful-african-american-businessman/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Keys To Being A Feminist Husband

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-keys-to-being-a-feminist-husband/?utm_source=fediverse

CIA Breaks Up ISIS Plot To Use Incorrect Pronouns

https://babylonbee.com/news/cia-breaks-up-isis-plot-to-use-incorrect-pronouns/?utm_source=fediverse