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Tensions Rise In Middle East As One Side Wants To Kill Jews And The Other Side Are Jews Who Don't Want To Die And Neither Will Compromise

https://babylonbee.com/news/tensions-rise-in-middle-east-as-one-side-wants-to-kill-jews-and-the-other-side-are-jews-who-dont-want-to-die-and-neither-will-compromise/?utm_source=fediverse

Border Crisis Worsens As Biden's New Cat Stands At Gate To Mexico And Can't Decide Whether To Go In Or Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/border-crisis-worsens-as-bidens-new-cat-stands-at-gate-to-mexico-and-cant-decide-whether-to-go-in-or-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Continues Rollback Of Trump Policies Like Peace In The Middle East

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-continues-rollback-of-trump-policies-like-peace-in-the-middle-east/?utm_source=fediverse

Planned Parenthood Celebrates As They Approach Their 10th Holocaust

https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-celebrates-as-they-approach-their-10th-holocaust/?utm_source=fediverse

Keystone XL Pipeline To Be Repurposed To Transport Chick-Fil-A Sauce

https://babylonbee.com/news/hallelujah-keystone-xl-pipeline-to-be-repurposed-to-transport-chick-fil-a-sauce/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Reminds Nation That Permission Slips To Eat A Hot Dog On The 4th Of July Are Due By Friday

https://babylonbee.com/news/reminder-applications-to-have-a-hot-dog-on-the-4th-of-july-are-due-by-friday/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Dangerous Books That Could Radicalize Your Child

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-dangerous-books-that-could-radicalize-your-child/?utm_source=fediverse

Tebow, Kaepernick To Compete In Epic Kneeling Contest For Spot On NFL Team

https://babylonbee.com/news/tebow-kaepernick-to-compete-in-epic-kneeling-contest-for-spot-on-nfl-team/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Thankful For Gas Crisis To Distract From Inflation Crisis, Unemployment Crisis, And Border Crisis

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-thankful-for-gas-crisis-to-distract-from-the-inflation-crisis-unemployment-crisis-and-border-crisis/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Cries At Taj Mahal After Racist Travel Ban

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-cries-at-indian-border-after-racist-travel-ban/?utm_source=fediverse

'There's Gold In Them Thar Hills!' Shouts Gavin Newsom Dressed As Prospector In Attempt To Bring People Back To California

https://babylonbee.com/news/theres-gold-in-them-thar-hills-shouts-gavin-newsom-dressed-as-prospector-in-attempt-to-get-people-to-come-back-to-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Worried Gas Shortages May Hurt Carter’s Chances Against Reagan

https://babylonbee.com/news/gas-lines-have-biden-worried-about-how-carter-will-do-against-reagan/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctor Criticized For 'Smoker Shaming' After Telling Man He Has Lung Cancer

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-criticized-for-smoker-shaming-after-telling-man-he-has-lung-cancer/?utm_source=fediverse

Inconsiderate Jews Continue To Be Alive Against Palestinians' Wishes

https://babylonbee.com/news/inconsiderate-jews-continue-to-be-alive-against-palestinians-wishes/?utm_source=fediverse

Angry Ghost Of Chris Farley Appears To Haunt Current Saturday Night Live Cast

https://babylonbee.com/news/ghost-of-chris-farley-appears-to-give-harsh-motivational-lecture-to-snl-cast/?utm_source=fediverse

To Honor Willie Mays, Nancy Pelosi Accidentally Shares Image Of Carl From The Simpsons

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-honor-willie-mays-nancy-pelosi-accidentally-shares-image-of-carl-from-the-simpsons/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Proposes $2 Trillion Bill To Study What's Causing Inflation Rates To Rise

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-proposes-2-trillion-bill-to-study-whats-causing-inflation-to-rise/?utm_source=fediverse

Birthrates Continue To Plunge Despite Wide Pool Of Available Men Who Are Good At Both Video Games And Quoting Star Wars

https://babylonbee.com/news/birthrates-continue-to-plunge-despite-wide-pool-of-available-men-who-are-good-at-both-video-games-and-quoting-star-wars/?utm_source=fediverse

With Birthing Person's Day Over, Families Prepare For Lawnmowing Person's Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-birthing-persons-day-over-hallmark-prepares-line-of-lawnmowing-persons-day-cards/?utm_source=fediverse

Bounty On Groot Skyrockets Due To Spike In Lumber Prices

https://babylonbee.com/news/bounty-on-groot-skyrockets-due-to-spike-in-lumber-prices/?utm_source=fediverse