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Kamala Harris Hoping Her Unlikability Will Distract From Her Terrible Job Fixing The Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-hoping-her-unlikability-will-distract-from-her-terrible-policies/?utm_source=fediverse

Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together

https://babylonbee.com/news/orders-border-patrol-to-stop-riding-horses-just-bang-two-empty-halves-of-coconuts-together/?utm_source=fediverse

Fiscally Responsible Democrat Says We Should Be Able To Destroy America For Way Less Than $3.5 Trillion

https://babylonbee.com/news/fiscally-responsible-democrat-says-we-should-be-able-to-destroy-america-for-way-less-than-35-trillion/?utm_source=fediverse

Trudeau Re-Elected Sultan Of Canada

https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-re-elected-sultan-of-canada/?utm_source=fediverse

Dr. Fauci Uninvited From Board Game Night As He Keeps Changing The Rules As He Goes

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-dr-fauci-edition-of-pandemic-will-let-you-just-make-up-the-rules-as-you-go-along/?utm_source=fediverse

New York Restaurant Adds Voting Booth So They Can Allow People In Without ID

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-restaurant-adds-voting-booth-so-they-can-allow-in-people-without-id/?utm_source=fediverse

January 6 Rioters Identify As Pedophiles So FBI Will Cover For Them And Look The Other Way

https://babylonbee.com/news/january-6-rioters-come-out-as-pedophiles-so-fbi-will-cover-for-them-and-look-the-other-way/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump's Space Force Praised For Lack Of COVID In Space

https://babylonbee.com/news/lack-of-covid-in-space-credited-to-trumps-space-force/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Guide To Surviving After Your Money Becomes Worthless

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-buying-things-after-your-money-becomes-worthless/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Call For Infrastructure Spending To Build More Bridges For Haitian Migrants To Live Under

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-call-for-infrastructure-spending-to-build-more-bridges-for-haitian-migrants-to-live-under/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Easy Ways To Spot A Fed

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-easy-ways-to-spot-a-fed/?utm_source=fediverse

Schoolboy Who Hasn't Seen A Human Face In Weeks Just Glad Celebrities Had A Good Time Last Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/schoolboy-who-hasnt-seen-a-human-face-in-weeks-just-glad-celebrities-had-a-good-time-last-night/?utm_source=fediverse

4D Chess: Trump Reveals He Let Biden Win So His Presidency Would Look Amazing By Comparison

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-trump-reveals-he-let-biden-win-so-his-presidency-would-look-amazing-by-comparison/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-assures-vaccine-is-almost-as-safe-for-kids-as-covid/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Rally In D.C. Ends Without Incident

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-rally-in-dc-ends-without-incident/?utm_source=fediverse

Update: Drone Strike Thought To Have Taken Down ISIS Actually Hit A Chuck E. Cheese In Ohio

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-claims-they-just-took-out-another-isis-stronghold/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Jesus

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-trump-is-exactly-like-jesus/?utm_source=fediverse

General Milley Is Releasing A Revised Version Of 'The Art Of War' -- And We've Got Exclusive Excerpts

https://babylonbee.com/news/general-milley-is-releasing-a-revised-version-of-the-art-of-war----and-weve-got-exclusive-excerpts/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberal Annoyed His Mask Hides How Smug He Looks For Wearing A Mask

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-annoyed-his-mask-hides-how-smug-he-looks-for-wearing-a-mask/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden: 'The Vaccine Won't Protect You But Get It Or Lose Your Job And Also The Vaccinated Can Spread The Virus But This Is All The Fault Of The Unvaccinated And Oh Man What Was I Saying Again?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-the-vaccine-wont-protect-you-but-get-it-or-lose-your-job-and-also-the-vaccinated-can-spread-the-virus-but-this-is-all-the-fault-of-the-unvaccinated-and-oh-man-what-was-i-saying-again/?utm_source=fediverse