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'Not On My Watch': DeSantis Signs Executive Order That Green M&M Must Still Be Sexy In Florida

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Infographic: How To Spot A Libertarian

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9 Offensive Candies That Need To Get Woke Immediately

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San Francisco Store Clerk Confused As Shopper Actually Tries To Pay For Merchandise

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-store-clerk-confused-when-shopper-tries-to-pay-for-merchandise/?utm_source=fediverse

Wedding Feast Of The Lamb To Be Catered By Chick-fil-A

https://babylonbee.com/news/wedding-feast-of-the-lamb-to-be-catered-by-chick-fil-a/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Has No Allen Wrenches Despite Receiving Free Allen Wrench With Every Furniture Purchase Over The Last 20 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-has-no-allen-wrenches-despite-receiving-free-allen-wrench-with-every-furniture-purchase-over-the-last-20-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Uyghurs Burn Warriors Jerseys In Protest But Unfortunately Have To Start Making New Ones Afterward

https://babylonbee.com/news/uyghurs-burn-warrior-jerseys-in-protest-but-unfortunately-have-to-start-making-new-ones-afterwards/?utm_source=fediverse

Exhausted Biden Returns To Basement To Rest Up For Next Year's Press Conference

https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-biden-returns-to-basement-to-rest-up-for-next-years-press-conference/?utm_source=fediverse

Hitler Kicks Off 'Minor Incursion' Into Poland

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M&Ms Introduces New Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle

https://babylonbee.com/news/mm-introduces-new-trans-character-who-identifies-as-a-skittle/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are 17 New Games Activision Just Announced After Being Bought By Microsoft

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January 6th Panel Obviously Really Wants To Date Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/january-6th-panel-obviously-really-wants-to-date-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Outperforms Nation's Expectations For First Year By Still Being Alive

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-outperforms-nations-expectations-for-first-year-by-still-being-alive/?utm_source=fediverse

Off! Releases Biden Repellent For Kids

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Sotomayor To Attend Supreme Court Arguments Remotely To Protect Herself From Exposure To Constitution

https://babylonbee.com/news/sotomayor-attends-supreme-court-oral-argument-remotely-to-protect-herself-from-exposure-to-constitution/?utm_source=fediverse

Senile Old Man Spreads Conspiracy Theories About The Efficacy Of Masks, Vaccines

https://babylonbee.com/news/senile-old-man-spreads-conspiracy-theories-about-the-efficacy-of-masks-vaccines/?utm_source=fediverse

Entire Medical Establishment Threatened By Comedian Who Gets High And Talks About MMA And Aliens

https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-medical-establishment-threatened-by-mma-enthusiast-comedian-who-gets-high-and-talks-about-aliens-and-stuff/?utm_source=fediverse

Couple With Joint Facebook Profile's Preferred Pronoun Is 'They'

https://babylonbee.com/news/couple-with-joint-facebook-profiles-preferred-pronoun-is-they/?utm_source=fediverse

Oops! Schumer Gives Passionate Speech Defending Filibuster After Accidentally Printing His Speech From Two Years Ago

https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-schumer-gives-passionate-speech-defending-filibuster-after-accidentally-printing-his-speech-from-two-years-ago/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Surefire Ways To Get Out Of Wearing A Mask When Someone Tells You To

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-surefire-ways-to-avoid-wearing-a-mask-after-being-told-to/?utm_source=fediverse