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Biden Administration Mounts Daring Mission To Evacuate Hunter’s Remaining Cash From Ukraine

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-evacuates-hunters-money-from-ukraine-before-russia-invades/?utm_source=fediverse

Member Of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints Wishes There Were A Shorter Way To Say Member Of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints

https://babylonbee.com/news/member-of-the-church-of-jesus-christ-of-latter-day-saints-wishes-there-were-a-shorter-way-to-say-member-of-the-church-of-jesus-christ-of-latter-day-saints/?utm_source=fediverse

Ukraine Invites Kyle Rittenhouse To Guard Their Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/ukraine-asks-kyle-rittenhouse-to-guard-their-border/?utm_source=fediverse

New NFL Overtime Rule Decides Winner By Refs Playing ‘Eenie Meenie Miny Moe’

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-nfl-overtime-rule-decides-the-winner-by-ref-playing-eenie-meenie-miny-moe/?utm_source=fediverse

In Landmark Case, Judge Rules Man Can Be Held Responsible For Wrongs Committed In Wife's Dream

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-landmark-case-judge-rules-husband-can-be-held-responsible-for-wrongs-committed-in-wifes-dream/?utm_source=fediverse

Psaki Recommends Ukrainians Just Take A Kickboxing Class And Have A Margarita

https://babylonbee.com/news/psaki-recommends-ukrainians-just-take-a-kickboxing-class-and-have-a-margarita/?utm_source=fediverse

Fauci Reveals He Has Forged In Secret A Master Vaccine To Rule All The Others

https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-fauci-reveals-he-has-forged-in-secret-a-master-vaccine-to-rule-all-the-others/?utm_source=fediverse

Strategic, Skill-Based Board Game Becomes Stupid Game Of Random Chance Following Loss

https://babylonbee.com/news/strategic-skill-based-board-game-becomes-stupid-game-of-random-chance-following-loss/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says Russia Can Invade Ukraine So Long As They Avoid Hunter’s Gas Company

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-russia-can-invade-ukraine-so-long-as-they-avoid-hunters-oil-company/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Misinformation Is Coming From Inside The Building,' Whispers Terrified CNN Misinformation Team Member

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-misinformation-is-coming-from-inside-the-building-whispers-terrified-cnn-misinformation-team-member/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Demands Answers From Whoever's In Charge Of California

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-demands-answers-from-whoevers-in-charge-of-california/?utm_source=fediverse

By Popular Demand Costco Now Just Selling Bags Of Rotisserie Chicken Skin

https://babylonbee.com/news/by-popular-demand-costco-now-just-selling-bags-of-rotisserie-chicken-skin/?utm_source=fediverse

'Not On My Watch': DeSantis Signs Executive Order That Green M&M Must Still Be Sexy In Florida

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-on-my-watch-desantis-signs-executive-order-that-green-mm-must-still-be-sexy-in-florida/?utm_source=fediverse

Infographic: How To Spot A Libertarian

https://babylonbee.com/news/infographic-how-to-spot-a-libertarian/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Offensive Candies That Need To Get Woke Immediately

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-offensive-candies-that-need-to-get-woke-immediately/?utm_source=fediverse

San Francisco Store Clerk Confused As Shopper Actually Tries To Pay For Merchandise

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-store-clerk-confused-when-shopper-tries-to-pay-for-merchandise/?utm_source=fediverse

Wedding Feast Of The Lamb To Be Catered By Chick-fil-A

https://babylonbee.com/news/wedding-feast-of-the-lamb-to-be-catered-by-chick-fil-a/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Has No Allen Wrenches Despite Receiving Free Allen Wrench With Every Furniture Purchase Over The Last 20 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-has-no-allen-wrenches-despite-receiving-free-allen-wrench-with-every-furniture-purchase-over-the-last-20-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Uyghurs Burn Warriors Jerseys In Protest But Unfortunately Have To Start Making New Ones Afterward

https://babylonbee.com/news/uyghurs-burn-warrior-jerseys-in-protest-but-unfortunately-have-to-start-making-new-ones-afterwards/?utm_source=fediverse

Exhausted Biden Returns To Basement To Rest Up For Next Year's Press Conference

https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-biden-returns-to-basement-to-rest-up-for-next-years-press-conference/?utm_source=fediverse