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Pete Buttigieg Says Everyone Worried About Gas Prices Should Just Get Six-Figure Government Job With Free Car Service And Unlimited Parental Leave

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Nation Wishes We Had Our Own Oil We Could Dig Up With Big Machines And Then Transport Around With Some Kind Of Pipeline

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-wishes-we-had-our-own-oil-we-could-dig-up-with-big-machines-and-then-transport-around-with-some-kind-of-pipeline/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Essential College Courses That Will Better Prepare You To Fight In WWIII

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-essential-college-courses-that-will-better-prepare-you-to-fight-in-endless-foreign-wars/?utm_source=fediverse

George Takei's Valet's Poolboy's Uber Driver Informs Him That Gas Prices Are Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/george-takeis-valets-poolboys-uber-driver-informs-him-that-gas-prices-are-up/?utm_source=fediverse

US To Begin Importing Oil From Gavin Newsom's Hair

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-to-begin-importing-oil-from-gavin-newsoms-hair/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-100-of-men-would-eat-any-fruit-given-to-them-by-a-naked-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Sells Alaska Back To Russia So We Can Start Drilling For Oil There Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-sells-alaska-back-to-russia-so-we-can-start-drilling-for-oil-there-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Putin Dons President Xi Mask So Companies Will Stop Boycotting Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-dons-president-xi-mask-so-companies-will-stop-boycotting-them/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained This Exclusive Photo Of The Ghost Of Kyiv

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Media Says Spike In Myocarditis May Be Linked To Ukraine Crisis

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-says-spike-in-myocarditis-may-be-linked-to-ukraine-crisis/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird: Christians Who Claimed They'd Come Back To Church After COVID Are Still Absent

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-christians-who-claimed-theyd-come-back-to-church-after-covid-are-still-absent/?utm_source=fediverse

In Lieu Of Masks, Progressives To Just Wear Shirts Saying 'I AM A GOOD PERSON'

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-lieu-of-masks-progressives-to-just-wear-shirts-saying-i-am-a-good-person/?utm_source=fediverse

13 Great Excuses For Missing Church

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Scholars Discover Introductory Notes To Paul's Epistles That Dismissed The Children To Youth Ministry So The Adults Could Hear The Message

https://babylonbee.com/news/baptists-discover-introductory-notes-to-pauls-epistles-that-dismissed-the-children-to-youth-ministry-so-the-adults-could-hear-the-message/?utm_source=fediverse

To Protest Russia, Ivan Drago Blurred Out Of Rocky IV

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protest-russia-ivan-drago-blurred-out-of-rocky-iv/?utm_source=fediverse

Riddler Stumps Batman With Question ‘What Is A Woman?’

https://babylonbee.com/news/riddler-stumps-batman-with-question-what-is-a-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

Uyghurs In Chinese Concentration Camps Fly Ukrainian Flag So People Will Start Caring About Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/uyghurs-in-chinese-concentration-camps-fly-ukrainian-flag-so-people-will-pay-attention-to-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Promises He Will Someday Do Something With That Cool Piece Of Wood He’s Had In Garage For 10 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-promises-he-will-someday-do-something-with-that-cool-piece-of-wood-hes-had-in-garage-for-10-years/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Batman' Delivers A Solid Superhero Entry But Fails To Comment On The Hardships Of Trans Lives In War-Torn Ukraine

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-batman-delivers-a-solid-superhero-entry-but-fails-to-comment-on-the-hardships-of-trans-lives-in-war-torn-ukraine/?utm_source=fediverse

Ukraine Museums Desperately Working To Preserve Priceless Hunter Biden Paintings

https://babylonbee.com/news/ukraine-museums-desperately-working-to-preserve-priceless-hunter-biden-paintings/?utm_source=fediverse