The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Nation Begs Oscars To Go Back To Hostless Ceremony

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-begs-oscars-to-go-back-to-hostless-ceremony/?utm_source=fediverse

Lia Thomas Confused As To Why Teammates Keep Asking Her To Open Pickle Jars

https://babylonbee.com/news/lia-thomas-confused-as-to-why-teammates-keep-asking-her-to-open-pickle-jars/?utm_source=fediverse

Due To Food Supply Shortages Many Hobbits Going Without Second Breakfast

https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-food-supply-shortages-many-hobbits-going-without-second-breakfast/?utm_source=fediverse

Conan The Barbarian Acquires Biology Degree So He Can Know Whose Lamentations He's Hearing

https://babylonbee.com/news/conan-the-barbarian-acquires-biology-degree-so-he-can-know-whose-lamentations-hes-hearing/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Visits Museum Of All The Fun Hobbies He Used To Have

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-visits-museum-of-all-the-fun-hobbies-he-used-to-have/?utm_source=fediverse

Not A Good Sign: Average Gas Price In California Now $6.66

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-a-good-sign-average-gas-price-in-california-now-666/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Disappointed To Learn He’s The Appendix In The Body Of Christ

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-disappointed-to-learn-hes-the-appendix-in-the-body-of-christ/?utm_source=fediverse

Who Said It: Vice President Kamala Harris Or Elmo?

https://babylonbee.com/news/who-said-it-elmo-or-vice-president-kamala-harris-/?utm_source=fediverse

Adam Confused By New Creature God Put In Garden As He Is Not A Biologist

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-confused-by-new-creature-god-put-in-garden-as-he-is-not-a-biologist/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Used To Party All Night Now Carries Three Types Of Pepto Bismol At All Times

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-used-to-party-all-night-now-carries-three-types-of-pepto-bismol-at-all-times/?utm_source=fediverse

With WW3 On Horizon, Liberals Starting To Cozy Up To Their Crazy Gun-Toting MAGA Neighbors

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-ww3-on-horizon-liberals-starting-to-cozy-up-to-their-crazy-gun-toting-maga-neighbors/?utm_source=fediverse

You're Perfect Just The Way You Are: Op-Ed By Satan

https://babylonbee.com/news/your-sin-definitely-not-a-big-deal-and-you-shouldnt-bother-trying-to-change---oped-by-satan/?utm_source=fediverse

With Babylon Bee Off Twitter, Users Forced To Get Fake News From CNN

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-babylon-bee-off-twitter-users-forced-to-get-fake-news-from-cnn/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Gasps Causing You To Almost Get In A Fatal Accident Because Video On Her Phone Showed Adorable Baby Goat Tumble Off Log

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-gasps-causing-you-to-almost-get-in-a-fatal-accident-because-video-on-her-phone-showed-adorable-baby-goat-tumble-off-log/?utm_source=fediverse

Bill Clinton Tests Positive For COVID, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, HIV, Herpes (Continued)

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-clinton-tests-positive-for-covid-syphilis-gonorrhea-hepatitis-hiv-and-herpes-click-for-more/?utm_source=fediverse

People Who Haven't Changed Profile Picture To Ukrainian Flag Added To FBI Terrorist Watchlist

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-who-havent-changed-profile-picture-to-ukrainian-flag-added-to-fbi-terrorist-watchlist/?utm_source=fediverse

Ketanji Brown Jackson Loses 140th Consecutive Game Of 'Guess Who?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/ketanji-brown-jackson-loses-140th-consecutive-game-of-guess-who/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservative Parents Remind Dancing Teens To Leave Room For Reagan

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-parents-remind-dancing-teens-to-leave-room-for-reagan/?utm_source=fediverse

Miracle: God Causes Sun To Stand Still So Local Christian Can Make It To Chick-fil-A Before Breakfast Hours End

https://babylonbee.com/news/miracle-god-causes-sun-to-stand-still-so-local-christian-can-make-it-to-chick-fil-a-before-breakfast-hours-end/?utm_source=fediverse

Kindergartener Granted PhD In Biology After Correctly Distinguishing Boy From Girl

https://babylonbee.com/news/kindergartener-granted-phd-in-biology-after-correctly-distinguishing-boy-from-girl/?utm_source=fediverse