The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Miracle: Pfizer Announces They Just So Happened To Finish Monkeypox Vaccine Yesterday

https://babylonbee.com/news/incredible-pfizer-announces-they-just-finished-monkeypox-vaccine-yesterday/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Of Satan Declares Pelosi Still Allowed To Receive Satanic Eucharist

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-of-satan-declares-pelosi-still-allowed-to-receive-satanic-eucharist/?utm_source=fediverse

We Can Guess What Denomination You Are By How You Pray

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-you-say-grace-and-what-that-says-about-your-theology/?utm_source=fediverse

Does Your Wife Secretly Have A Crush On Chip Gaines? Signs To Watch Out For

https://babylonbee.com/news/does-your-wife-secretly-have-a-crush-on-chip-gaines-signs-to-watch-out-for/?utm_source=fediverse

Besties! AOC And New Fiancé Go On Double Date With Ilhan Omar And Her Brother

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-and-new-fianc-go-on-double-date-with-ilhan-omar-and-her-brother/?utm_source=fediverse

We At The Babylon Bee Would Like To Announce We Have Obtained Dirt On Hillary Cli

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-at-the-babylon-bee-would-like-to-announce-we-have-obtained-dirt-on-hillary-cli/?utm_source=fediverse

4D Space Chess: Elon Musk Switches Back To Democratic Party, Harrassment Accusations Immediately Withdrawn

https://babylonbee.com/news/ninja-level-move-elon-musk-switches-back-to-democrat-party-sexual-harassment-accusation-withdrawn/?utm_source=fediverse

Man With No Sleep, Hydration, Or Caffeine Blindsided By Inexplicable Migraine Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-with-no-sleep-hydration-or-caffeine-blindsided-by-inexplicable-migraine-again/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Engaged, Registers For $10,000 'Tax The Rich' Toaster

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-engaged-registers-for-10000-tax-the-rich-toaster/?utm_source=fediverse

Jordan Peterson Comments 'Sorry. Not Beautiful.' On Picture Of Your Mom

https://babylonbee.com/news/jordan-peterson-comments-sorry-not-beautiful-on-picture-of-your-mom/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Tasks You Can Accomplish During Your Husband's Lengthy Bathroom Excursions

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-tasks-you-can-accomplish-during-your-husbands-lengthy-bathroom-visits/?utm_source=fediverse

Report Indicates Noah Didn't Even Want All The Ark Animals But Then Spent The Most Time Taking Care Of Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-indicates-noah-didnt-even-want-all-the-ark-animals-but-then-spent-the-most-time-taking-care-of-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Fun New Subscription Service Sends You Updated Pride Flag Every Month

https://babylonbee.com/news/fun-new-subscription-service-sends-you-updated-pride-flag-every-month/?utm_source=fediverse

Toddler Fails To See How Parents Can Be Both All-Powerful And All-Loving When They Just Took Away Fun Knife He Was Playing With

https://babylonbee.com/news/toddler-fails-to-see-how-father-can-be-all-loving-when-he-just-took-away-fun-knife-he-was-playing-with/?utm_source=fediverse

Women Eagerly Buying Stocks Now That There's A Big Sale

https://babylonbee.com/news/women-eagerly-buying-stocks-now-that-theres-a-big-sale/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Will Never Love Again,' Says Forlorn Ben Shapiro After Learning AOC Engaged

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-will-never-love-again-says-forlorn-ben-shapiro-after-learning-aoc-engaged/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Confirm Likelihood Of Surviving Apocalypse Directly Proportional To How Many Items You've Purchased From Conservative Podcasts

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-confirm-likelihood-of-surviving-apocalypse-directly-proportional-to-how-many-items-youve-purchased-from-conservative-podcasts/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Replaces Horn Sound On All Teslas With ‘Let's Go Brandon’

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-replaces-the-horn-sound-on-all-teslas-with-lets-go-brandon/?utm_source=fediverse

Amy Schumer Horrified To Learn You Can Now Get Slapped For Bad Jokes

https://babylonbee.com/news/amy-schumer-horrified-to-learn-you-can-now-get-slapped-for-bad-jokes/?utm_source=fediverse

Fauci Wins Oscar For Best Dramatic Performance

https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-wins-oscar-for-best-dramatic-performance/?utm_source=fediverse